This is Fucked Up!
 

I was out with my friend last night, we went to the pub and had a few beers then decided we needed a piss.
We went to the toilets together and were stood by the urinals and when he pulled out his dick he was hard. Like raging hard.

There were a few other guys in the toilets but I took the piss out of him for it but honestly I was a bit shocked.

Have you ever been stood at the urinals and seen a guy with a hardon?

Poor clickity click

You turned him on. Take responsability.

Ha! I don't think it was me.

Is this the same guy whose cum you tasted and have cum shot competions with?..

I may be jumping to conclusions, but is it possible he is gay?....

Yes it's the same guy.
I don't think he is gay, we both enjoy going out to bars and talking to girls.

maybe he's sexually attracted to beer? some people have some weird attractions?