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Smack dat 08-16-2016 04:09 PM

Have you ever ejaculated in a girls drink or food?
 
My friend Sandy came around today. She normally comes around on a Tuesday.
Anyway, she is hot as hell and I have had a bit on an infatuation with her for a good few years.
My friend said I should cum in her lemonade and if she liked it abd drank it would prove she liked me.

Anyway, she drank it.

I feel guilty now though.

SuckOnThis 08-16-2016 04:18 PM

What really happened....


CaptainHowdy 08-16-2016 04:24 PM

Never .

Smack dat 08-16-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21105799)
Never .

I wouldn't expect it from you CH. You rarely get close to the ladies but when you do you treat them with respect.

Speigelau 08-16-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21105772)
My friend Sandy came around today. She normally comes around on a Tuesday.
Anyway, she is hot as hell and I have had a bit on an infatuation with her for a good few years.
My friend said I should cum in her lemonade and if she liked it abd drank it would prove she liked me.

Anyway, she drank it.

I feel guilty now though.

More trolling from Clickity asking questions about a made up story.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 08-16-2016 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 21105781)
What really happened....


I fucking love that. Good for her!!!!

yuu.design 08-16-2016 04:50 PM

i keep my ejaculation inside the condoms, just to be sure :)

Spunky 08-16-2016 05:31 PM

No,I don't want a kick in the nuts

Coup 08-16-2016 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 21105781)
What really happened....


I should've told her to mind her own business but I was too scared :(

j3rkules 08-17-2016 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 21105838)
I fucking love that. Good for her!!!!

He dindu nuffin. This girl is crazy.

MiamiBoyz 08-17-2016 04:03 AM

Whenever possible which is not as often as I would like.

redwhiteandblue 08-17-2016 05:02 AM

Not knowingly, but sometimes you just can't be completely sure where it has gone.

Look Chang 08-17-2016 05:13 AM

Never did that but I love to cum in any available natural love orifice :cool-smil

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2016 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21106594)
Never did that but I love to cum in any available natural love orifice :cool-smil

That's the spirit!

CurrentlySober 08-17-2016 06:16 AM

No, but I HAVE taken a shit in a girls handbag once... True story:2 cents:

lorisbeauty 08-17-2016 06:20 AM

That's a question to follow its answers :))

brassmonkey 08-17-2016 07:22 AM

it's a felony in the united states :2 cents::2 cents:

Bladewire 08-17-2016 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21106894)
it's a felony in the united states :2 cents::2 cents:

How much time you serve?

Ever see the video of the worker at the cherios plant pissing on the cherios?


DraX 08-17-2016 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 21105781)
What really happened....


She's funny as hell :1orglaugh

One dindu nuffin yelling at another dindu nuffin. EPIC!

Seth Manson 08-18-2016 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21106723)
No, but I HAVE taken a shit in a girls handbag once... True story:2 cents:

This does not surprise me.

ironwebmaster 08-18-2016 07:52 PM

I'm 28, is it too late?

charlie g 08-19-2016 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 21105781)
What really happened....


What is the world coming to??? A guy cant even get a peaceful wank on a NYC train anymore without some ape bitch screaming at him. That's racist!

ContentPimp 08-19-2016 02:58 AM

Best way is to jerk it off on the pie!!!


http://saladadecinema.com.br/wp-cont...015/07/pie.jpg


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