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Adnium_Ivana 09-21-2016 06:14 AM

What'a your morning ritaul?
 
So we were all gathered around the coffee machine like zombies this morning and we got to talking about how easy or difficult it is to get up in the morning for us and what our morning rituals are.

Basically only 1 person in the Adnium offices is an actual morning person (a liar) :1orglaugh

My ritual:

- hit snooze at 7am
- hit sooze again at 7:10am
- get up at 7:20am
- stare blankly at a wall for 20 mins (my brain adjusting to the fact it has to be awake for the next 16 hours or so)
- shower & makeup by 8am
- no breakfast
- run out to catch the train at 8:05
- be on time by the hair of the dog (unless the subway breaks down) :helpme

What's yours?

Spunky 09-21-2016 06:34 AM

Up at 5 ,cereal,coffee . out the door at 7:30.

Look Chang 09-21-2016 06:36 AM

Exciting :sleep

Adnium_Ivana 09-21-2016 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21175129)
Up at 5 ,cereal,coffee . out the door at 7:30.

5AM?? When the hell do you go to bed the night before?

Rochard 09-21-2016 06:55 AM

5:30am: Wake up
6 am: Breakfast. Two eggs plus some veggies.
6:15 am: Half hour run. (This morning I extended my run!)
7 am: shoot hoops for half an hour.
7:30 am: return home, ensue my kid has a ride to school.
7:45 am - 8am: start work out.
8:45 am: Shower
9 am: Start work.

I do the same on the weekends although I'll wake up an hour later, and instead of starting work I'll go for a bike ride.

Spunky 09-21-2016 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana (Post 21175153)
5AM?? When the hell do you go to bed the night before?

11 pm.I'm lucky if I get 4- 5 hours of sleep. :Oh crap

EddyTheDog 09-21-2016 06:59 AM

I climb into bed about 5/6am, that's it...

I've been nocturnal for as long as I can remember.....

TheLegacy 09-21-2016 07:00 AM

Up 6am - spend time with kids
7am - shower etc
7:30am - breakfast with kids
8am - get kids ready for school
8:20am - big kids off
8:40am - younger kids drive to play school
8:50am - Tim Horton's run
9am - at the computer check mail and touch base with team

J. Falcon 09-21-2016 07:12 AM

Surprised nobody has said wake and bake yet.

trevesty 09-21-2016 07:32 AM

Wake up.
Open Macbook.
Caffeine.
Work.
Caffiene again.
Work.
30-45m nap at some point.
Work.

Check gfy / reddit a couple times throughout the day leisurely.

CDSmith 09-21-2016 07:53 AM

I get up when I'm done sleeping.
Hit 'play' on the coffee maker.
Hit 'on' on the kitchen radio
Hit the bathroom
Make breakfast
Watch news, sports highlights whilst eating said breakfast and drinking said coffee.
Fire up office computer when I'm good and ready
Enjoy the rest of morning 'working'.

In other words living the dream.

Colmike9 09-21-2016 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 21175198)
Surprised nobody has said wake and bake yet.

I opened this thread to say that.. :upsidedow

Struggle4Bucks 09-21-2016 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana (Post 21175102)
What'a your morning ritaul?

Having a discussion about why I woke up at 3 pm; the dishes weren't done and why the rest of the house is a fucking mess too...

NatalieK 09-21-2016 08:57 AM

10ish wake to relax with morning coffee & some TV before checking my direct messages on my website. Flick through social media sites, check emails and update a profile or two.
Midday I head upstairs to sunbathe for an hour, sometimes go for a swim before bathing, hair, makeup by 2. My afternoon is either going out to shoot a scene for my website & clips for my profiles or putting my cam on for a couple of hours, depending the day, before walking to the shops for wine and some snacks, may have a glass of wine at the local bars before heading back to live cam all evening, checking on social media, editing the films, updating my sites and profiles and talking to you guys here at GFY :)

That's an average day for me & Gary :thumbsup

Ross 09-21-2016 09:04 AM

Hit snooze at 6am
Hit snooze at 6:09am
Hit snooze at 6:18am
Throw phone at the wall at 6:27am
Bathroom, brush my teeth 6:36am (damn phone doesnt break)
In the car heading to the gym 6:45am (no I don't shower before the gym)
Gym floor 6:55am
Shower 8:15am
In the car heading towards office 8:30am
Tim Hortons 8:45am for bagel and tea
Office at 8:50am

That's my summer schedule, it is coming to an end in the next 4 weeks when I will change my work out to evenings and be in the office from 7:45-8am.

The Porn Nerd 09-21-2016 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 21175267)
I get up when I'm done sleeping.
Hit 'play' on the coffee maker.
Hit 'on' on the kitchen radio
Hit the bathroom
Make breakfast
Watch news, sports highlights whilst eating said breakfast and drinking said coffee.
Fire up office computer when I'm good and ready
Enjoy the rest of morning 'working'.

In other words living the dream.

This.

For those who work from home or are "the Boss", life is pretty sweet. For those of you who have to get up at some ungodly hour (6 am!!) to drag your ass to some office....well, all I can say is "suckas!!"

And COFFEE.

romeo22 09-21-2016 01:15 PM

up at 6.30am coffee,toilet and 7.15ready for work

Relic 09-21-2016 01:41 PM

I don't do mornings.

CurrentlySober 09-21-2016 01:42 PM

Normally I wake myself with the sobbing and the crying I do in my sleep along with the coldness of the wet bedsheets around half five. If I'm lucky there will still be some vodka left in a bottle near enough for me to reach from the bed, so I'll drink that and wait for my carers to arrive. They let themselves in at about 7.30 and they wash and dress me and open the windows to let the smell out of my room. I dont mind it personally but it makes them gag for some reason...

Finally they both manoeuvre me into the electric hoist the council has installed, and lift me out of the bed and into my scooter infront of my desk. They then change my bedding and put my soiled sheets in the wash.

Normally I'm then left alone while they go out and run my errands for me and do my shopping (more vodka) and I'm left infront the computer to type 'i like poo' all day on GFY...

So not so much a 'ritual' as a sad lonely helpless routine... :(

Relic 09-21-2016 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21175891)
a sad lonely helpless routine... :(

http://i.imgur.com/t4fLEwN.jpg

CurrentlySober 09-21-2016 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21175900)

At least he's got a big turkey behind him that he can catch and eat... :2 cents:

Relic 09-21-2016 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21175912)
At least he's got a big turkey behind him that he can catch and eat... :2 cents:

That's the spirit.

Smack dat 09-21-2016 03:16 PM

Usually up about 4.45, hit snooze till just after 5. Get dressed and take a run, Hit the shower about 6 and sort the kids out for school.
Do the school run around 8.30 and am in work for around 9.30.

Have breakfast and a few coffees while reading the news and GFY.

pimpmaster9000 09-21-2016 03:40 PM

up at 11am
feed cat
make large espresso with milk
sit with cat on balcony
make another espresso with milk
then I take a shit from all the espresso
breakfast @ 1pm
make another espresso with milk

EddyTheDog 09-21-2016 04:30 PM

If you all have these healthy lifestyles, why do all the people at the shows look so bloody UNhealthy?..

Remember the question is 'what is your morning ritual' - Not what you plan to start next week....

bronco67 09-21-2016 05:21 PM

Beat my morning wood for a few seconds, but not to completion.

Morning coffee.

dillfly2000 09-21-2016 06:33 PM

wake up
eat
shower
brush teeth
shave
walk to the gym while trying not to get stabbed
get stabbed anyway
hospital
home for a few weeks
attempt gym again

TheDynasty 09-21-2016 06:49 PM

My ritaul

Wake up give my cats some treats
Turn on Coffee
Check Email / Skype
Shower
Drink Coffee
Begain Working / Home Office

CurrentlySober 09-22-2016 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21176023)
That's the spirit.

http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/conten...ipadlarge.jpeg

Paul Markham 09-22-2016 03:11 AM

Hit the dog for waking me up.
Check everyone has left.
Think about getting out of bed.
Hit the dog again for licking me.
Then after much nudging from one dog and barking from the other one, decide to get out of bed to feed them.
Collapse on the sofa and watch the news.

10.00 by now and time to decide what to have for lunch.

Troll GFY.

Jigster715 09-22-2016 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21175900)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sirkonstantine 09-22-2016 03:50 AM

Wake up at 2pm or 3 pm.
Lay in bed for an hour or two while I surf the web or play with my phone or day dream about stuff.
Go to the gym at 5 or 6 if it is gym day.
Eat breakfast (dinner meal for regular people) at 7 or whatever.
Shower and get dressed.
Off to the 24 hour coffee shop at 9pm.
Work until 4 or 6am.
Back to bed until I fall asleep -- whenever that is.

I wouldn't trade it for the world!

pornguy 09-22-2016 04:23 AM

Up at 5:30.
Walk dogs
Make lunch for son
6. Work 20 min
6:20 wake kid get him dressed and feed him.
6:45 walk him to school.
7:05 start work.

From there the day changes so damn fast its amazing.

I actually do fit in a work out during the day.

LetterTwenty7 09-22-2016 04:46 AM

Interesting thread! :)
My morning routine is quite boring and standard. Get up at 8, eat, drink coffee, go outside to check what my dogs and cats are doing, start working around 9.


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