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clickhappy 11-19-2016 01:21 AM

You're at the movie theater and the person in front of you starts texting. What do you do?
 
I just got home from Arrival (it was great btw) and the guy in front of me took his phone out every 10 minutes to read the screen, then he'd put it in his cup holder, still glowing and not turn it off. It was pissing me off.
I want to know if this bothers other people and what others would do.

I counted that 5 out of the last 8 times I went to the movies someone took their phone out more than once and started texting.
Is this normal now?

Bladewire 11-19-2016 01:30 AM

When people do shit like that I'll throw one kernel of popcorn at the back of their head and wait. If they do it again I'll throw another kernel, do it a few times until they get the hint. If they say anything you say turn off your phone or I'm here to watch a movie not watch you text. I was in that situation once and it worked for me, until the old bitch got up all shaky on her walker and got management but hey I got a refund and saw most of Team America World Police for free :thumbsup.

brassmonkey 11-19-2016 01:33 AM

look over their shoulder like a serial killer. say that was nice i just beat off to that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 11-19-2016 02:51 AM

I'd shit myself making an unbearable smell and it would force the guy to move... But hey, what would I know?

i cunt a4d 2 go2 the movies anyway... :(

onwebcam 11-19-2016 03:24 AM

Where's the "I haven't been in a movie theater in many years" button?

MiamiBoyz 11-19-2016 03:31 AM

If it's a girl you tap her on the shoulder and say, "Hey cunt, I am trying to watch a movie so turn off your fucking phone or get the fuck out of the theater."

If it's a guy you tap him on the shoulder and say, "Hey you fuckin faggot...I am trying to watch a movie here...you can check your fucking Grinder account and suck a dick later or just suck mine faggot."

ErectMedia 11-19-2016 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21313384)
look over their shoulder like a serial killer. say that was nice i just beat off to that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Brian mike 11-19-2016 09:12 AM

minded your Business
 
You better Off to minded your Business :thumbsup


Yes, im that guy LOL

2MuchMark 11-19-2016 09:17 AM

I'd tell him to turn it off, but I wouldn't be too quiet about it.

Fortunately this never seems to happen here (and I go to the movies all the time).

EddyTheDog 11-19-2016 09:36 AM

Keep your nose out of his business or move.....

clickhappy 11-19-2016 09:58 AM

I like this commercial for the Alamo movie theater :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


CaptainHowdy 11-19-2016 10:33 AM

I just don't go to the movies ...

escorpio 11-19-2016 10:43 AM

I hurt that motherfucker. I hurt him real bad.

Steve Rupe 11-20-2016 12:41 AM

NP. I don't do movie theaters.

Jigster715 11-20-2016 01:20 AM

If you visit Japan see a movie. You'll never go to a cinema outside Japan again.

Jigster715 11-20-2016 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 21314161)
I like this commercial for the Alamo movie theater :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



Typical Snowflake dipshit. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

beerptrol 11-20-2016 05:21 AM

If it's a guy my gf will wait until there's a quiet moment in the movie and say in her regular voice "that guy is looking at gay porn on his phone" if it's a chick "she's looking at dick pics"

King Mark 11-20-2016 07:26 AM

Mind your business. Probably checking on kids or checking stats.

clickhappy 11-20-2016 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 21316192)
Mind your business. Probably checking on kids or checking stats.

Every 15 minutes in a dark theater? They need to go in the hallway for that

Phoenix 11-20-2016 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 21316093)
If it's a guy my gf will wait until there's a quiet moment in the movie and say in her regular voice "that guy is looking at gay porn on his phone" if it's a chick "she's looking at dick pics"

Awesome sauce

brassmonkey 11-20-2016 10:54 AM

keep in mind the phone beeps when you are texting

TheDynasty 11-20-2016 11:00 AM

i'd move seats if there were some

DBS.US 11-20-2016 03:49 PM

Living now in Hong Kong I find it nice going to the movies. Nobody would do anything as rude as texting in a movie theater there.

EddyTheDog 11-20-2016 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21316633)
keep in mind the phone beeps when you are texting

I'm assuming they had the sound off for the purposes of the thread - It would be a different story otherwise...

clickhappy 11-20-2016 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 21317323)
Living now in Hong Kong I find it nice going to the movies. Nobody would do anything as rude as texting in a movie theater there.

I like that about Asia, people very respectful of each other :thumbsup

ScottAE 11-20-2016 09:16 PM

This is why I go to the last showings on weeknights, never anyone else in the Theater

2MuchMark 11-20-2016 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 21314161)
I like this commercial for the Alamo movie theater :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



This makes me want to go to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21314230)
I just don't go to the movies ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Rupe (Post 21315868)
NP. I don't do movie theaters.

That's too bad. Movies = awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 21316192)
Mind your business. Probably checking on kids or checking stats.

No. If he can't sit still and watch a movie for 2 hours he shouldn't be there in the first place, and distracting me from enjoying the movie that I am paying to see.


Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21316633)
keep in mind the phone beeps when you are texting

And it's bright as hell in a dark theatre.


Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 21317428)
I like that about Asia, people very respectful of each other :thumbsup

Canada too! No one texts during movies here. There's a reminder to turn your phone off when the movie is about to start, and people do.

Phoenix 11-20-2016 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 21317428)
I like that about Asia, people very respectful of each other :thumbsup

haha
maybe Hong Kong

certainly not the case in Korea...and not the case at all in China

davidCRM 11-21-2016 05:33 AM

between B and C. I would sit there but not fully tolerate, kinda hoping he would turn this off. If it's too bright I would change seats if I can.

I'm out of touch, I think my last cinema visit was about 8 years ago..

Vendot 11-21-2016 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 21317323)
Living now in Hong Kong I find it nice going to the movies. Nobody would do anything as rude as texting in a movie theater there.

Awesome........ how are you finding the living in HK?

Don't you find it prohibitively expensive?

Adnium_Ivana 11-21-2016 09:44 AM

If it was that often I'd tap on his shoulder and politely say " Hey, don't mean to bother you, but your phone constantly glowing in the dark is really distracting to me and my companion. If it's an emergecy I understand but if not can you please keep it off"

There's no need to be a dick about it :2 cents: If that person still continues to do it, well nothing much you can do about it since you already asked him to stop :)

baddog 11-21-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21313378)
When people do shit like that I'll throw one kernel of popcorn at the back of their head and wait. If they do it again I'll throw another kernel, do it a few times until they get the hint. If they say anything you say turn off your phone or I'm here to watch a movie not watch you text. I was in that situation once and it worked for me, until the old bitch got up all shaky on her walker and got management but hey I got a refund and saw most of Team America World Police for free :thumbsup.

What a pussy you are

PR_Glen 11-21-2016 01:50 PM

its pretty rare around these parts. i don't watch a lot of movies that bring in a lot of teens etc so that probably is part of it. If i was at a shitty horror movie it may come up a bit more. Generally someone will let them know gently that they should turn it off, rarely a big deal. we have those quick reminders telling people to turn off their phones now anyway so maybe that helps some?

Arrival was good but a fucking snore, i suggest a lot of caffeine.


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