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onwebcam 12-14-2016 12:24 AM

I'll never help anyone again......EVER!!
 
I'm too kindhearted, or just too stupid!! Yesterday it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?! Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!! I'm warning you!!

Mediamix 12-14-2016 12:49 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jane BongaCash 12-14-2016 01:15 AM

aww, you are too kind! :1orglaugh

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rogueteens 12-14-2016 01:28 AM

Good one! :D

CurrentlySober 12-14-2016 02:40 AM

Made me smile :thumbsup

& poo...

SekobA 12-14-2016 04:03 AM

You cant say sorry after fuck

CaptainHowdy 12-14-2016 05:21 AM

Ahahahahahahaha!!

Zuzana Designs 12-14-2016 05:30 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ContentPimp 12-14-2016 05:42 AM

LOL That was a good one :1orglaugh

woj 12-14-2016 07:30 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 12-14-2016 07:31 AM

He's a mother fuckin star boy!

Bladewire 12-14-2016 07:41 AM

I gotta try some of that moonshine in Tennessee :1orglaugh

j3rkules 12-14-2016 08:26 AM

:1orglaugh

TheDynasty 12-14-2016 09:02 AM

hahahhahahahah!!!

pornguy 12-14-2016 11:05 AM

I want some of what he is drinking.

marlboroack 12-14-2016 11:07 AM

Should have got him making content lol

CamsMaster 12-14-2016 12:52 PM

:)) nice one!

TeenCat 12-14-2016 01:03 PM

hehe :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 12-14-2016 01:23 PM

Don't eat the yellow snow, that's all I remember from childhood. :)

Adnium_Ivana 12-14-2016 01:38 PM

Happy holidays to you too! :1orglaugh

Bladewire 12-14-2016 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21379972)
Don't eat the yellow snow, that's all I remember from childhood. :)

What did it taste like?

ariannaphillips 12-15-2016 02:43 AM

happy holidays 2 u 2!!!!!!!!! :P

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Tjeezers 12-15-2016 03:34 AM

That was cute

CookieMonster05 12-15-2016 03:39 AM

Cute, very kind of you :P take care nexxt time

romeo22 12-15-2016 04:39 AM

Is this a joke or no

bns666 12-15-2016 05:01 AM

:1orglaugh

bronco67 12-15-2016 06:13 AM

At what point in the evening did the butt sex occur?

JFK 12-15-2016 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21379972)
Don't eat the yellow snow, that's all I remember from childhood. :)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Javmania 12-15-2016 10:07 AM

maybe he just can't think straight anymore dude..

MiamiBoyz 12-15-2016 11:45 AM

I caught him and took care of him for you!
 
Last time he does that shit to anyone else! Your welcome

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AtlantisCash 12-15-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SekobA (Post 21378307)
You cant say sorry after fuck


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here we say nothing left to talk for it after the ass get fucked


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