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I'll never help anyone again......EVER!!
I'm too kindhearted, or just too stupid!! Yesterday it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?! Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!! I'm warning you!! |
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Good one! :D
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Made me smile :thumbsup
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You cant say sorry after fuck
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Ahahahahahahaha!!
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LOL That was a good one :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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He's a mother fuckin star boy!
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I gotta try some of that moonshine in Tennessee :1orglaugh
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hahahhahahahah!!!
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I want some of what he is drinking.
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Should have got him making content lol
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:)) nice one!
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hehe :thumbsup
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Don't eat the yellow snow, that's all I remember from childhood. :)
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Happy holidays to you too! :1orglaugh
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happy holidays 2 u 2!!!!!!!!! :P
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That was cute
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Cute, very kind of you :P take care nexxt time
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Is this a joke or no
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:1orglaugh
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At what point in the evening did the butt sex occur?
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maybe he just can't think straight anymore dude..
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I caught him and took care of him for you!
Last time he does that shit to anyone else! Your welcome
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