question to Canadien webmasters
 

as you know,
I fell in love with the FREE Canadien medical system,
it's liberal views on the geo-politics,
close ties with France and it's wines regions,
so we are moving to Canada for good, away from imperialistic aspirations of the US government.

quick question:
does Canadien Government pays for the funerals too, in addition to FREE medecine?

Its cold up there, but I can take a 18 year old out and get her drunk

Kenny,
I asked the serious question and all you can think of is fuckin'...

is fuckin' FREE in Canada too?

Well, if that's the only thing stopping you from committing suicide, I'll be glad to pay for your funerals.

Everything is slightly cheaper in canada. I don't live there but I visit every so often.
I guess you can afford to offer free things to your citizens when you don't need a real army because you border the world super power.:winkwink:

promises promises...
you don';t impress me as being solvent...

if it was Jordan whose program you promote like a bitch in your tag,
I'd give it a serious thought....

why???

move there with us,
join the Revolution!

Everything is slightly cheaper except for the taxes. That's how we can have free medicare, we pay through the nose in taxes.

I gotta admit...That was damn funny.

He got you there Serge. :glugglug

taxes are good,
we, the Canadiens, love our tax system and the gas prices!

High Gas prices is a sign of being civil, just look at Europeans!

Canada mules!

Aaron, he doesn'rt have the money to fulfill his promise...


if I kill myself for ever sucker with no 2 cents to rub against each other, I would have been dead at least 20,000 times by now
;-)))

NO and BTW medicine is not free. Medicare is.(sort of) You pay for your perscriptions out of pocket unless you have Blue Cross for example.
However perscribed medicines are cheaper here than is the USA. Much cheaper. Also any medical expensises like drugs, eye glasses and such are tax free.

Yeah, you must be right.

I don't have the money to pay for the "gay" funeral you requested in your will.

Trannies, Queers and gays and all your past lovers.. Must be damn expensive. :winkwink:

What if I throw a couple of dimes in the pot? :winkwink:

One more thing. When I was living in Florida I needed a lot of dental work done. I got several estimates and all were over $4000.00. I waited until I moved back home and had the same work done for just a little over $1000.00.

Serge, our government will take care of you from cradle to grave. We pay for births, deaths, sex change operations (25K) we pay for it all because we care.

You can stay with me if you like. You bring the vodka, i'll bring the goverment checks.

Answer from my wife, who is an A&R accountant at the
Mount Pleasant Furneral Group in Toronto. (shitty job eh, spend
all calling collections on funerals)

No and Yes! Attempts are made to get the money out of the
surviving relatives all the way down to a payment plan of just
$25.00 dollars a month. If all collections avenues are exhusted,
and after some years of attempting to collect. They will remove
the marker from the grave and file with the government to
cover the costs of the casket and plot. At a future date if the
bill is settled by the surviving relatives, the marker is returned
so that they can find grandma again.

there is actually a bit of money you can get from the government, I believe its about $600, which dosent go a long way to covera $6000 funeral:2 cents:

Fuck it, donate that shit to the University. One empty fridge box and your good to go!

hooray!
I am definatelly moving!!!

I need a free classes!

I know you are poor...your father couldn't even afford a decent condom...
;-((((

Aaron, EVERYBODY who ever invited you for a dinner
knows,
you never do...
;-))

more promises, promises...
;-)))

smart girl!
I also wait 'til my teeth fell out and save myself a bundle in root canal work!

sorry, but vodka is VERY special for Russian heart, no can do...
do you mind if I bring Aaron's scalp instead?
;-))

would make a nice wall decoration,
it shines like a pot of gold
;-)))