Are you fat? It might NOT be your fault... it could be the CHICKEN!
 

Some chickens carry a virus that make losing fat almost impossible.

If you've got a spare tire, it may not be your fault.

https://www.wired.com/2016/12/myster...-cause-obesity

I got more than one spare tire

nothing is ever my fault...:2 cents:

I always use a condom when fucking a chicken so no worries. But thanks for the PSA :thumbsup

So that's the problem. back to the beef !

You reduced to one sentence the SECRET to UNSTOPPABLE success!

Congrats!

Happy to know that my obesity might come from a virus!!! If it has nothing to do with my responsibility, I can drink more beer without feeling the shame :stoned

tldr ....

fucking chicken!

I dont know about the virus, but the chickens are pumped full of steroids and hormones in the feed they receive.

Why do you think American chickens grow up twice as fast as the European ones - a better political or environmental climate?

This.. why is it they always love to try and make people think it's not their fault they are fat.. Sorry someone ate the chicken.. When I start putting on weight, I get on my bike and ride the fucker everyday, start walking daily or hit the gym.. Guess what I don't stay fat (actually I've never been fat because I don't let myself go), it doesn't matter what I eat either. (I eat lots of chicken btw).

They have free healthcare.

Worked for Trump..

right now? :1orglaugh