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escorpio 03-01-2017 08:00 AM

Celebrate Irwin Jones Day!
 
How do you celebrate Irwin Jones Day?

My plans include
http://www.buzzweed.net/wp-content/u...oke-blunts.jpg

and lunch at
https://www.ezellschicken.com/upload.../14/slide1.png

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-01-2017 08:01 AM

lolol....

Bladewire 03-01-2017 08:14 AM


CaptainHowdy 03-01-2017 08:25 AM

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078 https://gfy.com/image.php?u=384853&dateline=1485831078

j3rkules 03-01-2017 08:36 AM

The dude is going to sell his signature. It is going to be yuge deal.

Grapesoda 03-01-2017 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21584920)
How do you celebrate Irwin Jones Day?

My plans include
http://www.buzzweed.net/wp-content/u...oke-blunts.jpg

that's everyday at my place lol!! been making subs but using tortillas, not bread ... great stuff..

escorpio 03-01-2017 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21584965)

Thanks for stopping by, Captain! :thumbsup

http://en.superbastardo.com/misc/sup...1215690998.jpg

Brian8377 03-01-2017 11:09 AM

Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-01-2017 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian8377 (Post 21585775)
Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done

It only builds my brand :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 03-01-2017 11:13 AM

Congrats, Mr. Monkey.

mineistaken 03-01-2017 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21585799)
It only builds my brand :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Step by step your brand may catch up in value with Trump brand :thumbsup

romeo22 03-01-2017 11:37 AM

420,,,,,,,,,

Barry-xlovecam 03-01-2017 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian8377 (Post 21585775)
Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done

You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-01-2017 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21586024)
You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.

I'm in your head bro, just admit it

escorpio 03-01-2017 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21586024)
You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.

http://www.liesyoungwomenbelieve.com...wn-713x330.png

escorpio 03-01-2017 02:05 PM

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a4/a4e89...589a00c769.jpg

Horatio Caine 03-01-2017 03:43 PM

On a serious note, did anyone notice rapid decline in BM posts on 1st through the 5th of each month? He pretty much vanishes and only comes here at night with gangsta jive while high on meth :thumbsup

Barry-xlovecam 03-01-2017 03:57 PM

Never noticed but I don't take anyone around here that serious anymore ...
I assume no one takes what I say seriously either -- that doesn't keep me up nights.

nico-t 03-01-2017 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21586666)
On a serious note, did anyone notice rapid decline in BM posts on 1st through the 5th of each month? He pretty much vanishes and only comes here at night with gangsta jive while high on meth :thumbsup

that's when he actually tries to type himself and his true intelligence (or lack thereof) is painfully exposed. I guess when the buzz is gone he realizes this and sticks to copying and pasting again for the rest of the month to collect his sig pennies.

Horatio Caine 03-01-2017 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21586798)
that's when he actually tries to type himself and his true intelligence (or lack thereof) is painfully exposed. I guess when the buzz is gone he realizes this and sticks to copying and pasting again for the rest of the month to collect his sig pennies.

He is like Big Ben clock. look, not one single article posted today but come 11PM he will be back writing about ak47s, gangbanging, ice-t, compton in his usual street thug chimp-english.

escorpio 03-01-2017 09:03 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/mh17z.jpg

Barry-xlovecam 03-01-2017 09:39 PM


Horatio Caine 03-01-2017 10:44 PM

Wow, brass is nowhere to be found. I hope he is not cashing out the entire check in one day.

escorpio 03-02-2017 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21586885)
He is like Big Ben clock. look, not one single article posted today but come 11PM he will be back writing about ak47s, gangbanging, ice-t, compton in his usual street thug chimp-english.

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51...NDEzNw%3D%3D.2

Horatio Caine 03-02-2017 05:08 PM

day 2 and still missing. :Oh crap:disgust

escorpio 03-02-2017 05:19 PM

http://i.imgur.com/KkETX.jpg

Bladewire 03-02-2017 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian8377 (Post 21585775)
Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done

Oh another fake nic registered in May 2016 boohoo hooo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm showing the pattern of fake nic postings.

It's easier for people to see the patterns that I see when I screencap and show them.

In this thread though I'm showing the assholes I have blocked that think it's funny to be racist keyboard warriors.

pimpmaster9000 03-02-2017 05:36 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...bd3749dd76.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...pSqkh8ANpJZD0C
https://thesocietypages.org/socimage.../2012/02/8.jpg

Horatio Caine 03-03-2017 05:50 AM

Thank God he is safe and back to posting news. 2 days is all it took :(

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ozq...FtSg/giphy.gif

mineistaken 03-03-2017 08:08 AM

I even had a thread about him missing almost every first of the month for a couple days. On one hand it may be jokes, but on the other - he might actually celebrate it and not post here due to that reason. :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 03-03-2017 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21591124)
I even had a thread about him missing almost every first of the month for a couple days. On one hand it may be jokes, but on the other - he might actually celebrate it and not post here due to that reason. :1orglaugh

No, its for real. No joke and well known fact here. You stay the hell away from places like Walmart or hood friendly grocery stores. For about a week, then things go back to normal. I shop at Whole Foods for that reason only.

RandyRandy 03-03-2017 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian8377 (Post 21585775)
Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done

https://s7.postimg.org/e3tagvakr/Scr...09_16_45_1.jpg

Facebook User, Asif, Ends Friendship With Mudasir, Welcomes New "Best Friend," Salman

escorpio 03-04-2017 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21586885)
He is like Big Ben clock. look, not one single article posted today but come 11PM he will be back writing about ak47s, gangbanging, ice-t, compton in his usual street thug chimp-english.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/21592900-post85.html

nico-t 03-04-2017 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21592972)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/21592900-post85.html

holy shit it is like clockwork :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 03-04-2017 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21592972)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://gfy.com/21592900-post85.html

Damn, accuracy. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh You know he was higher than kite! :1orglaugh

Bladewire 03-04-2017 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21594919)
Damn, accuracy. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh You know he was higher than kite! :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21594460)
holy shit it is like clockwork :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Love how you guys stalk the exotic brassmonkey, tracking it's every move, fascinated with its habits and goings ons :1orglaugh

GFED 03-04-2017 03:19 PM

Who the fuck is Irwin Jones, and why is everyone always on Brassmonkey's cock? I've never seen him lash out at anyone.

Horatio Caine 03-04-2017 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21594928)
Love how you guys stalk the exotic brassmonkey, tracking it's every move, fascinated with its habits and goings ons :1orglaugh

Observing, not stalking. He is one of a kind for sure. :2 cents:

escorpio 03-04-2017 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 21594973)
Who the fuck is Irwin Jones, and why is everyone always on Brassmonkey's cock? I've never seen him lash out at anyone.

Irwin is an old school G. You best recognize. :pimp :ak47:

mineistaken 03-05-2017 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 21594973)
I've never seen him lash out at anyone.

Selective seeing. He, on separate instances, even threatened to kill multiple GFY members, not to mention numerous lesser threats over the years.

Horatio Caine 03-05-2017 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21596383)
Selective seeing. He, on separate instances, even threatened to kill multiple GFY members, not to mention numerous lesser threats over the years.

And don't forget about filing report with the head of interwebs police! I think that was after squealer drove by his house.

Bladewire 03-05-2017 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21594976)
Observing, not stalking. He is one of a kind for sure. :2 cents:

Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.

escorpio 03-05-2017 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21596455)
Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.

Textbook projection.

"Projection"

"This involves individuals attributing their own thoughts, feeling and motives to another person. Thoughts most commonly projected onto another are the ones that would cause guilt such as aggressive and sexual fantasies or thoughts."

Defense Mechanisms | Simply Psychology

Horatio Caine 03-05-2017 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21596455)
Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.

I think the entire bar would go outside just to see 'ole Jones doing C-walk on a sidewalk. BTW, i only read the first part of you riddle. It got very gay and I stopped.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-05-2017 02:02 PM

Did the squealer really drive past brassmonkeys house?

Horatio Caine 03-31-2017 10:35 AM

Falls on Saturday. Now what?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...31576a9460.gif

escorpio 03-31-2017 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21671575)

Now Irwin's at Walmart living large!

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ones-paid.html

Relic 03-31-2017 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 21594973)
Who the fuck is Irwin Jones, and why is everyone always on Brassmonkey's cock? I've never seen him lash out at anyone.

yeah brassmonkey is a role model and pillar of the community.

https://s21.postimg.org/9twoizr8n/civilrights82042.png

Horatio Caine 03-31-2017 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21671581)
Now Irwin's at Walmart living large!

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ones-paid.html

Very quiet today.. I should have figured it out. Silly me :2 cents:

Relic 03-31-2017 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21671647)
:2 cents:

He doesn't need two cents today but tomorrow he will.


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