I met a guy , he ate my shit
 

this is not BS

and I was eating that arabian kebab shit and my shit was worse as ever before, stinking as ever

the guy put on his knees, put the face on the toilet and start eating it

I felt sick and nauseus, I though I was rough enough but I coudn´t control the nausea, coughing non stop

I had a meltdown and told him to leave asap

well that was my past weekend , just wanted to share :)

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and still you told us :1orglaugh :evil-laug :throwup :repuke :helpme :Oh crap :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I just found 2girls 1 cup , warning it has some nasty popups

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did you kiss him goodbye? :liebe028:

Maybe some asstomouth for the finale

You are so full of shit. (no pun intended)

Is this some kind of advertisement to attract shit eaters? YOU are the gross fuck.

First of all: What was a man doing in your bathroom, while you were taking a dump? What woman leaves her bathroom door unlocked while taking a nasty shit?

Second, he went crawling on his knees to the toilet and put his face in it? So you were sitting on the toilet, and got up while he was crawling over? You thought you would accommodate his shit eating needs by getting off the toilet?

Third, this didn't make you sick, because either you are lying about the whole incident or you are a shit whore that shits on men and let's them eat your shit, in which case, this is just an advertisement for your shit services.

Either way, you need professional counseling.

^^^ WARNING! He's a judgemental old Gay cumwhore and he says he has great grand children and hates on anyone under 50 here and feels he's entitled to live off the government :2 cents:

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You might want to try a new translator as put on knees wtf and put the face another wtf. Forgot to wipe it and flush.

So wait, is this really true, there are people in the world who can really , literally, physically eat shit, and keep it down, and keep it flowing down, without hitting a gag reflex? How the fuck is this possible??

Oh gee... :repuke

that must be shitty situation.

For medicinal purposes it would be more useful if you would have stuffed your shit into his colon. Your bacteria could help his digestive system. Maybe put your shit inside your mouth first and then spit it out over his gaping anus. Avoid to vomit. Make sure to stuff it deep inside with a large dong or your own penis. Peace.

What did you want to say in this thread?
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And you expect me to meet you in person? :pimp

The only reason I can see for you being so upset and asking him to leave, is if you wanted to keep it for yourself to enjoy later... :2 cents:

ladies always flush :2 cents::2 cents:

You've just found your soulmate, nikki ...

dddiiuuughhhhh

This thread stinks... :NopeNope

If you were with them, you'd still have been the bigger piece of shit in that area. :2 cents:

Just another normal working day :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

New low for gfy, we now have bestiality and scat on the front page.

I feel the same when i see your hairy balls

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This is shit is getting out of control.

Bro read the story, it seems as though it was a consensual thing.

Struggles

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fuck you

Now whenever he smiles you can truly say he has a shit-eating grin.

Understandable at first, but its gets easier the more you do it... Overcoming the gag reflex is the main thing :2 cents:

Keep practising and struggle no more :thumbsup

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not a story to share, for realz, not a story to share. I got all kinds of wild stories to share, but never will it be about my shit. Cant do it, please don't do it. Anyhoo... love you. Things will get better!

who's the dog owner in this pic... fuck, I want that dog, he would be so awesome with my cat. Both hump everything!