Finally a scientific excuse for being a night person...
 

http://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(17)30346-X

They found a gene that seems to delay normal sleep patterns for some people..ie those who like to go to sleep late into the night and get up later in the morning..

Whew! Thats great news and i thought it was because i liked to hang upside down from a curtain rail and drink blood at night that kept me awake :1orglaugh

Thats what I like to do! Stay up all night and sleep all day!!!

Yeah.

It's called the "Lazy Motherfucker Gene".

The gene is created after one day of sleeping all day and then having to stay up late to get sleepy again.

:1orglaugh

Ah yes, the stay up all night masturbating gene.