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john1975 04-10-2017 08:25 PM

Brutal things that women do
 
I'll start off with :

1) Hiding the condoms during 3AM sex.

...and still blaming us if they get pregnant.

Jel 04-10-2017 08:30 PM

2. talking during football. (2a.) And films. (2b.) And tv shows. (2c.) And while you are making breakfast. (2d.) Or eating. (2e.) Or trying to read a book. (2f.) And giving a running commentary on every single thought they have.

Bladewire 04-10-2017 08:32 PM

Why can't you be one person?

Yeah those brutal women...



JuicyBunny 04-10-2017 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 21696085)
2. talking during football. (2a.) And films. (2b.) And tv shows. (2c.) And while you are making breakfast. (2d.) Or eating. (2e.) Or trying to read a book. (2f.) And giving a running commentary on every single thought they have.

My wife asks me why can't I hear what she's saying and discuss and watch TV at the same time. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Headphones are a gift indeed.

XSAXS 04-11-2017 01:28 AM

My biggest pet peeve... Fresh and clean out of the shower, and she slathers every square inch of her body in some toxic, overpriced, flower-flavored lotion.

Want to suck a titty? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseInMyMouth.
Want to lick a clit? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseOnMyTongue.

Tell her to stop that shit!
Keeps doing it.
:mad::mad::mad:

CPA-Rush 04-11-2017 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21696094)
Why can't you be one person?

Yeah those brutal women...



wtf is this :1orglaugh i was trying to check that ass:pimp

Paul&John 04-11-2017 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21696730)
wtf is this :1orglaugh i was trying to check that ass:pimp

Yeah everyone clicks because of that ass then nothing :(

Farang 04-11-2017 06:05 AM

3. Not sleeping with me. Not one of them, ever.

davidCRM 04-11-2017 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 21696742)
Yeah everyone clicks because of that ass then nothing :(

Here is the original photo of the ass. Yum! :thumbsup

phypon 04-11-2017 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21696730)
wtf is this :1orglaugh i was trying to check that ass:pimp

Ha! I did the same!


The screen grab is from Wrong Turn 6. Pretty sure the girl is Roxanne Pallett.

:thumbsup

Spunky 04-11-2017 06:21 AM

They never listen!

jbvryant 04-11-2017 09:00 AM

Wearing something hot to tease you intentionally when she know you can't bang her for the night. When you make your move, access denied reasons she's tired....from using her smartphone .
Friendly conversation where money is not involved :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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