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Brutal things that women do
I'll start off with :
1) Hiding the condoms during 3AM sex. ...and still blaming us if they get pregnant. |
2. talking during football. (2a.) And films. (2b.) And tv shows. (2c.) And while you are making breakfast. (2d.) Or eating. (2e.) Or trying to read a book. (2f.) And giving a running commentary on every single thought they have.
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Why can't you be one person?
Yeah those brutal women... |
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My biggest pet peeve... Fresh and clean out of the shower, and she slathers every square inch of her body in some toxic, overpriced, flower-flavored lotion.
Want to suck a titty? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseInMyMouth. Want to lick a clit? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseOnMyTongue. Tell her to stop that shit! Keeps doing it. :mad::mad::mad: |
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3. Not sleeping with me. Not one of them, ever.
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The screen grab is from Wrong Turn 6. Pretty sure the girl is Roxanne Pallett. :thumbsup |
They never listen!
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Wearing something hot to tease you intentionally when she know you can't bang her for the night. When you make your move, access denied reasons she's tired....from using her smartphone .
Friendly conversation where money is not involved :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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