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VikingMan 06-06-2017 05:36 AM

Beta males should convert to LDS/Mormon in order to marry beautiful women out of their league
 
I have met several of these mormon families via normal daily life. They are almost all professionals, live in very nice houses, and in many cases the man is about as masculine as Rainman and also as all of his charm and whit. No chance in hell these guys marry such good looking and personable women if they were not Mormon. And these beta males are horny as fuck as evidenced as the litters of little pioneer-looking kids they produce.

There is one Mormon dude I do some business with who invited me to his house for dinner and I made up an excuse because his wife looks better than a professional model. No way could I have a conversation and be myself. I think all you have to do is believe that if you worship Joseph Smith like some people worship Jesus and believe that one day you will get your own solar system and be God of that world.

lagwagon 06-06-2017 07:26 AM

Thats Relacist

I would also like to point out, Rochard has his own solar system and he is not Mormon.

Bladewire 06-06-2017 07:30 AM

I think OP is on to something 👍😉

beerptrol 06-06-2017 07:33 AM

They'd rather remain Chump supporters and wouldn't know what to do with a woman that's not their sister or mother

Phoenix 06-06-2017 08:14 AM

ha i have seen this as well.
one mormon couple i know in Canada, the guy is meek as fuck and very relaxed. his wife looks like a fuckin pornstar and we used to catch her all the time in the backyard wearing skipmpy shit...so weird.

another, christian couple, she is hot as fuck, he is so awkward, she wears shirts that barely coover her huge tits, and when we would have drinking parties, she was always in the backyard with the guys shooting the shit, and he was sitting in the kitchen.
i am about 80% certain some of my old neighbours fucked her..lol

Phoenix 06-06-2017 08:19 AM

shit..i cant forget this one...so
this one couple living down(make it like 2 blocks away) the street are super religious...i have drinks at my house one night and everyone is wasted on wine and whatever shooters people made in the kitchen.

guys gather in the garage to take some 420...this girl joins us, and ends up sitting in the middle of a circle of guys, everyone getting closer. to me if this was a show she was about to suck everyones dicks. but this is my house and my kids are upstairs, so i signal my one buddy who is a cop and never partkaes in 420 and doesnt drink much to take her and her husband home.

she refuses to le the husband get in their van..he has to walk, and my buddy drives this girl home, refuses to admit to anything happening, even though she was about to suck like 8 dicks..lol

they are total religious nutjobs..haha

ilnjscb 06-06-2017 08:49 AM

I lived for a while near a temple and that is true. BTW they flirt all the time but they don't go through with it, they play games like that all the time, even with each other.

Bladewire 06-06-2017 08:50 AM

Cucks telling cucks where to find hot fucks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-06-2017 08:51 AM

What about us gamma guys ??

VikingMan 06-06-2017 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21815473)
I think OP is on to something 👍😉

Of course this works in the opposite direction. Just think of all those twinks who married a woman so as not to upset their parents.

celandina 06-06-2017 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21815473)
I think OP is on to something ����

The jihhadis will take his women....most are stupid, but are alphas..:2 cents:

Bladewire 06-06-2017 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 21815677)
Of course this works in the opposite direction. Just think of all those twinks who married a woman so as not to upset their parents.

Dude when I was an apartment manager and first started filming porn one of my units was 4 Mormon surfers (my complex was a block from the beach). All of them were hot as fuck and one was a fit as fuck blonde blue Alpha.

He saw me filming a guy & Asian chick one day through my bedroom window and came by the next day curious. I showed him the video and he was getting hard through his shorts , I fast talked him and got him to pull out his cock, well, I could see part of the base of his thick cock and BAM! he pulls it back in, starts blushing and leaves hehehe Mmmmmm yummy Mormon's I was an in site maner almost 3 years, the stories I could tell lol

mineistaken 06-06-2017 07:29 PM

How does that work? Shouldn't it be the opposite, even harder for mormon beta males to get hotter chicks due to multiple wives thing?

Lets say 3 alpha males, 7 beta males. 5 hot chicks, 5 average chicks.

In case of non mormon: 3 alpha males would get 3 hot chicks, 2 betas get 2 hot chicks, 5 betas get 5 average.

In case of mormon: 3 alphas get 5 hot chicks (and maybe some average), 7 betas battle for 5 or less average chicks.

Oversimplified, but to illustrate the point of multiple wives not working in favor to betas.

lock 06-07-2017 01:21 AM

If something good happens it is God if something bad then the Devil. How simple life must be.

VikingMan 06-07-2017 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21816661)
Dude when I was an apartment manager and first started filming porn one of my units was 4 Mormon surfers (my complex was a block from the beach). All of them were hot as fuck and one was a fit as fuck blonde blue Alpha.

He saw me filming a guy & Asian chick one day through my bedroom window and came by the next day curious. I showed him the video and he was getting hard through his shorts , I fast talked him and got him to pull out his cock, well, I could see part of the base of his thick cock and BAM! he pulls it back in, starts blushing and leaves hehehe Mmmmmm yummy Mormon's I was an in site maner almost 3 years, the stories I could tell lol

Well I guess that means he won't be getting his own solar system and gets to make endless spirit babies. Seriously they believe they get their own world and will be God.

CaptainHowdy 06-07-2017 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21816661)
Dude when I was an apartment manager and first started filming porn one of my units was 4 Mormon surfers (my complex was a block from the beach). All of them were hot as fuck and one was a fit as fuck blonde blue Alpha.

He saw me filming a guy & Asian chick one day through my bedroom window and came by the next day curious. I showed him the video and he was getting hard through his shorts , I fast talked him and got him to pull out his cock, well, I could see part of the base of his thick cock and BAM! he pulls it back in, starts blushing and leaves hehehe Mmmmmm yummy Mormon's I was an in site maner almost 3 years, the stories I could tell lol

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Hannes 06-07-2017 01:14 PM

shellack of Alpha males is scary nowadays... Trumps gotta put a stop to all this feminism garbage.

Bladewire 06-07-2017 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MedCash_Geoff (Post 21818581)
shellack of Alpha males is scary nowadays... Trumps gotta put a stop to all this feminism garbage.

Trump walks like Rosie O'Donnell and has no noticeable crotch bulge whatsoever.

crockett 06-07-2017 02:34 PM

I think the Amish or one of those groups were looking for men to fuck their wives, to broaden their gene pool.

Bladewire 06-07-2017 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21818815)
I think the Amish or one of those groups were looking for men to fuck their wives, to broaden their gene pool.



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