POLL: Nicest things a woman ever said to you
 

2 nice things a gal has said to me...

she says...."After I get married we can still have sex".

talking about my being persistent in business.....
"If your head is as hard as your cock, you'll be a success".

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"I'm leaving" ...

I was thinking exact same thing.

"I'm not pregnant"

"Thank you for this moment" :stoned

That she liked poo too...

"I'm pregnant" changed my life for the better to this day 💕💓💕👍👾

“Thank you.”

"I like you but I won't have sex with you"
:helpme :Oh crap

Your so BIG :winkwink: ..... eh eh eh say Hello to my little friend

let me get you another beer.

WTF I thought you were gay? How did your fella get pregnant?

you can hold the TV remote :)

"I have decided to abort"

Your too big

"Can our girlfriend come round to fuck us?"

I'm going back to my husband.

"You're hung like a horse"

My wife ONCE told me: "I'm sorry, You were right"

Yes, in the SAME sentence! It was just like the best moment of my life. :D

"You can do it again ?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Every married man knows that this is a blatant lie, and you are a braggart, a fabulist, and a prevaricator.


Shame on you sir.... Shame on you.





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+1 same here :pimp

"I'm leaving. It's not you, it's me"



of course, it's you, I'm perfect :1orglaugh

I want to be your girlfriend.

Whore: "Most of the time I don't feel anything but with you I feel it."

Girlfriend: "You don't know you're beautiful? Come on!"

BONUS (Mom): "You're such a good son."

"You don't have to pay"

some of you are full of shit! voices in your head

I stopped at a garage sale once and the woman putting it on said something like "whatever you are wearing smells good." It wasn't sarcasm. She was serious.

Funny thing is, it was pure B.O. I didn't tell her that.

Nah, pretty sure I had at least 3 women tell me they were getting an abortion. Best money I ever spent!

My problem with this is that you seem to be proud of it.
You are definitely Not a parent. When you will become a father (actually I hope this will never happen), please think about this topic again and reconsider what you've said.
To you this might be just a question of money, but for a woman this is a fucking serious issue, both physically and mentally and you are 'making fun' of this. This disgusts me as a Man, as a Parent, and as a Human Being.

Go Fuck Yourself, you retard :2 cents: :pimp :321GFY

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Second abortion was brutal because we had to drive through anti abortion protestors and I will never forget the guy who put his face up to my window and screamed " you are going to hell!" He was wrong because after the procedure we just went home instead. True story bro. And no I am not proud of it but I sure as shit am happy I did not have a kid at 19. Yes I do have a kid and glad I did not abort that one. Thank you for your kind words.

But what and where you fuck is fair game. :D

great success :thumbsup

I think i like it

Amen brother.

My ex gf is married with two kids. She said "remember I used to give you shit sometimes about your fetishes?" Yea, i said. "I miss that about you the most."

Apparently hubby is a ham & egger in the sack.
Who knew
Ds

"should we take her home with us?"

it was awesome :thumbsup

If you are not proud of it than why are you posting here 'bragging' with it? I bet there were more nice things women have told you. Why you had to highlight this one? I tell you, because you are a fucking Asshole + Retarded :2 cents: :321GFY

Are you doing any business here? If yes, what? You seem to be just a simple troll here.