I put broccoli in a bowl with a small amount of water...
 

Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

Then,

I ate it.

Just saying.

Good use of transitions will enliven your writing: :2 cents:

Firstly, I put broccoli in a bowl with some water. Then I put the bowl in the microwave for one minute. Finally, I ate it.

Yeah I'm that bored :thumbsup

Fuck it.

Just saying.

My partner did the same with peas & added turkey to the sandwich he made...

I fucking hate peas :thumbsup

You forgot to say "just saying"

Just saying.

When I was a kid I was a sleepwalker and woke up one night to cold air on my face and frozen peas spilling all over my naked feet. I hated peas as a kid but in my sleep I evedently went to the freezer to get some.

Speaking of sleepwalking, does anyone else know the horror of waking up in the woods in the middle of the night? I've heard of people getting hit by cars while sleepwalking.

I had some delicious steamed broccoli last night, didn't make it though. cutting, washing, cooking stuff is just not something I can force myself to enjoy. props to those who do get into it though.

had it with carrots, cauliflower and zucchini (all local and so tasty and fresh) and a damn good bloody mary on the side

glass of fresh watermelon juice for dessert

perfect and zero dishes to wash

just saying =p

Kale and one banana in a blender and some water...maybe some lemon juice...1min meal...

You're so Gay 🔥🔥🔥

Stop calling people gay because they eat bananas;
just call them crazy for eating kale.


Just saying.

Good point he's a crazy kale eating guy that loves bananas and posts about butt rape a lot.

You are annoying.


Just saying.

It is a highly nutritious 1min meal the banana neutralises the kale taste...it actually tastes nice...add some lemon or grape juice and it is A1...be generous with the kale don't be a puss...

I find glee in my ability to stir emotion in your bland watered down broccoli life ✌️👾

As I stated, "with a small amount of water".
So clearly my broccoli life is not watered down.


Just saying.

I saw your Facebook post and that was the sadest piece of overcooked soggy broccoli I've ever seen


My broccoli is happy and healthy, all my veggies are, it's like a party in your mouth.

Bon Appetite..

I thought "I fucking hate peas" would be enough :winkwink: :thumbsup

You're eating dead bulk matter.

The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

Just sayin.

Don't say anything that sounds like "bone" appetite around bladewire.


Just saying.

I think you're jealous because you can't eat broccoli with your false teeth.

I keep my bulk matter in my jock strap.

Just saying.

I prefer mine with a little bit of butter and a bunch of melted cheddar.

Just sayin'

Probably true if you cooked his broccoli after tossing his salad.


Just saying.

Most cheese nowadays has plastic fillers.

I get real cheese, just sayin'

That wouldn't be full vegetarian because it includes dairy.


Just saying.

Plants have feelings, too.

Just sayin'

Processed cheese is plastic, not dairy :2 cents:

You won't have real cheese anymore if you clean under the foreskin.


Just saying.

There's a good "Yo mama" joke there, but I don't want to break a GFY rule..

Just sayin' :upsidedow

Yo daddy!

:1orglaugh


Just saying.

My dad died when he was a toddler..
Just sayin'


:upsidedow

That's one potent motherfucker?

This should be in the top 3 for post of the year.

licks lips and plots the death of life :pimp

for real though, you know there's actually consensus to the contrary, no?

Microwaves: Do They Make Our Food Less Healthy?

(link provided as example only)


for real if you're a raw foodist please share, if only for my own entertainment

really not the same without Coup posting his broccoli self in real life, Relic posting some dancehall that he doesn't really get but has good taste in and Miami posting...something obscene

alas

but a good thread nonetheless even though the OP apparently thrives on killing all the nutrients in his vegetables like some sort of genocidal army

just saying

I would bump this thread if I wanted to.

Just saying.

Don't own a microwave ...

Holy fuck! :1orglaugh

Cheesy!

I did it again.

This time with cheese on top.

Just saying.

Cheese makes it amazing.

Just saying

You should try it with Broccolini, its much more gay.

BTW that picture of your dish shows so much salt on it your asking for a heart split. Throw the salt away, and eat what ever you want.

i cunt a4d any broccoli... :(

just saying...