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Farang 07-02-2017 12:44 PM

What do you do if someone attacks you with a knife?
 
This might sound like a silly question... Any of you know how to protect themselves from a knife attack? What's the best strategy you'd say? Except, you know, running or getting stabbed...

Thanks :)

Profits of Doom 07-02-2017 01:05 PM

Shoot them...

rayadp05 07-02-2017 01:07 PM

Grab it away from them and stab them in the fucking face.

Bladewire 07-02-2017 01:12 PM














Farang 07-02-2017 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 21866389)
Grab it away from them and stab them in the fucking face.

You make it sound so easy :)

TheDynasty 07-02-2017 01:53 PM

Just watched all of blade's vids and feel ready for a knife fight!

Struggle4Bucks 07-02-2017 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21866365)
This might sound like a silly question... Any of you know how to protect themselves from a knife attack? What's the best strategy you'd say? Except, you know, running or getting stabbed...

Thanks :)

So you're going for the self-defense-route and your post here should count as circumstantial evidence for that?

Bladewire 07-02-2017 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21866365)
This might sound like a silly question... Any of you know how to protect themselves from a knife attack? What's the best strategy you'd say?

Spit in their face

pimpmaster9000 07-02-2017 02:27 PM

You should run...

TheSquealer 07-02-2017 02:31 PM

what do you do if someone throws a violin at you and demands a world class solo performance?

Farang 07-02-2017 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21866527)
You should run...

No, I stand my ground and fight! Not sure how though...

Bladewire 07-02-2017 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 21866539)
what do you do if someone throws a violin at you and demands a world class solo performance?





beerptrol 07-02-2017 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21866584)
No, I stand my ground and fight! Not sure how though...

Your stupidity will get you stabbed even killed.
If you have no weapon to defend yourself or no training on disarming an armed foe then run

Phoenix 07-02-2017 05:22 PM

Run away to live another day

GFED 07-02-2017 05:29 PM

I think using a shirt/jacket is a common defense technique against a knife attack.

Tasty1 07-02-2017 05:49 PM

I throw some bacon

bronco67 07-02-2017 06:17 PM

While we're on this subject, would you rather be shot or stabbed? Something about the thought of a knife going into my gut makes a little 'ol piece of lead traveling at 1200fps seem very appealing. Also, does it bother anyone else that TV and movie knife attacks seem very unrealistic, especially when the person dies instantly from a stab wound? Wouldn't there be a "hey stop stabbing me!?" then a bunch of screaming during the rest of the stabs and rolling around on the ground for 20 minutes bleeding to death, with lots of wheezing and coughing?

Barry-xlovecam 07-02-2017 06:49 PM

Find a heavy object and cave the attacker's skull in with it.
If you are fast enough, grab his wrist, point the knife away, pivot and slam your elbow into his windpipe as hard as you can -- still holding his wrist -- dig his eyeballs out with your fingers and make him eat them.

When that all fails, you're are bleeding out on the pavement, realize you should have been carrying a hand gun -- if you survive you should move. Firing 3 times into the body mass usually does the trick. A 12ga shotgun at close range is better; #4 buckshot will do the most internal damage, 00 buckshot the most knock down and immediate kill -- however buckshot will penetrate drywall -- Look Honey -- I shot the kids!

danep 07-03-2017 02:34 AM

We once fended a drama queen wielding a knife by blocking him with a big table.
It had no choreography aesthetics, but it worked, and no one got hurt, and cops took him with the social services. We had no time to think or theorize it though. Whether you run, or disarm, you have to react.

adultchatpay 07-03-2017 02:50 AM

Number 1 rule is to run as fast as you can. Even trained people will have cuts all over their arms when defending against a knife attack.

CurrentlySober 07-03-2017 02:58 AM

I say throw your poo at them. Be prepared, and keep a fresh load in your pants at all times...

CPA-Rush 07-03-2017 03:09 AM

if he is an adult ,18+ titty attack
http://fuckingnikki.com/gfy/terror.gif

pimpmaster9000 07-03-2017 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21866584)
No, I stand my ground and fight! Not sure how though...

I am 44 years old, I have been in martial arts since I was 10 years old and I am advising you to run unless you are prepared to take some serious damage...there is no reason to fight somebody with a knife if you can run away...if you can not/will not run away and you have no experience with fighting you will probably get stabbed several times...if the guy with a knife is a big dude then you will get extra stabbed...

as for practical advise, run away and find a rock or a big metal pipe...if not be prepared to take a stab/cut in your hand whilst blocking the stab and try to deliver a super human elbow to his head with the other arm, if you land the elbow follow up immediately (less than 1 second) with another elbow to the head and repeat until the opponent drops, your only advantage is the temporary daze from a surprise elbow and it lasts for only a few seconds...season the attack with multiple kicks to the groin, try to lift the opponent off the ground with your kick to the groin, this is how hard you should kick...if/when the opponent falls follow up with jumping on his head until he stops moving...

J. Falcon 07-03-2017 04:44 AM

Dont be a hero.

brassmonkey 07-03-2017 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 21866380)
Shoot them...

:2 cents::2 cents:

Phoenix 07-03-2017 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21867301)
I am 44 years old, I have been in martial arts since I was 10 years old and I am advising you to run unless you are prepared to take some serious damage...there is no reason to fight somebody with a knife if you can run away...if you can not/will not run away and you have no experience with fighting you will probably get stabbed several times...if the guy with a knife is a big dude then you will get extra stabbed...

as for practical advise, run away and find a rock or a big metal pipe...if not be prepared to take a stab/cut in your hand whilst blocking the stab and try to deliver a super human elbow to his head with the other arm, if you land the elbow follow up immediately (less than 1 second) with another elbow to the head and repeat until the opponent drops, your only advantage is the temporary daze from a surprise elbow and it lasts for only a few seconds...season the attack with multiple kicks to the groin, try to lift the opponent off the ground with your kick to the groin, this is how hard you should kick...if/when the opponent falls follow up with jumping on his head until he stops moving...


Yes, even Special forces type guys who have been trained in knife fighting would tell you that. An option to leave? best option.

What is the fight over? a parking space a verbal or keyboard insult? lol

unless they are trying to stab your kids get the hell out of there.

just a punk 07-03-2017 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21866365)
What do you do if someone attacks you with a knife?

Run Forest, run... or take out your own knife and reduce the chances of attacker to 50/50 :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 07-03-2017 07:30 AM

Check if the knife is actually real ...

Bladewire 07-03-2017 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21867301)
I am 44 years old, I have been in martial arts since I was 10 years old and I am advising you to run unless you are prepared to take some serious damage...there is no reason to fight somebody with a knife if you can run away...if you can not/will not run away and you have no experience with fighting you will probably get stabbed several times...if the guy with a knife is a big dude then you will get extra stabbed...

as for practical advise, run away and find a rock or a big metal pipe...if not be prepared to take a stab/cut in your hand whilst blocking the stab and try to deliver a super human elbow to his head with the other arm, if you land the elbow follow up immediately (less than 1 second) with another elbow to the head and repeat until the opponent drops, your only advantage is the temporary daze from a surprise elbow and it lasts for only a few seconds...season the attack with multiple kicks to the groin, try to lift the opponent off the ground with your kick to the groin, this is how hard you should kick...if/when the opponent falls follow up with jumping on his head until he stops moving...

Hey I saw your instructional video on your Facebook thanks for the tips man!


poncabare 07-03-2017 07:57 AM

Ban knives

TheSquealer 07-03-2017 08:00 AM

5 years from now...

"hey, you remember that one guy who started the thread on GFY about what to do against a knife attack that got stabbed to death shortly after?? what was his name?"

Kafka 07-03-2017 08:17 AM

Learn krav maga.

freecartoonporn 07-03-2017 08:48 AM

tell him, how he shouldn't have brought knife to a gunfight.

then get your gun and shoot him.

pimpmaster9000 07-03-2017 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21867862)
tell him, how he shouldn't have brought knife to a gunfight.

then get your gun and shoot him.

at close quarters I would rather face a gun than a knife...much easier to control...

just a punk 07-03-2017 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21867862)
tell him, how he shouldn't have brought knife to a gunfight.

then get your gun and shoot him.

On a distance of 5 meters or less, the guy with a knife has more chances to kill a gunman before he shots.

NatalieK 07-03-2017 11:43 AM

my partner trained would drop a guy or 2 with knives, personally, he´s taught me movements to disarm knives, guns, pens & other dangerous items, however, whether I could do this or not, i´m not sure...

he´s disarmed people before :thumbsup

ErectMedia 07-03-2017 11:44 AM


pimpmaster9000 07-03-2017 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21868120)
my partner trained would drop a guy or 2 with knives, personally, he´s taught me movements to disarm knives, guns, pens & other dangerous items, however, whether I could do this or not, i´m not sure...

he´s disarmed people before :thumbsup



Garrrrrrr would resemble a fishnet and be more holes than substance LOL

noshit 07-03-2017 12:35 PM

You have to be in the right range to neutralize a knife. Move in, not out.

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JFK 07-03-2017 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 21866767)
Run away to live another day

common sense, there are a lot of Dead heroes out there :helpme

TheSquealer 07-03-2017 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21868120)
my partner trained would drop a guy or 2 with knives, personally, he´s taught me movements to disarm knives, guns, pens & other dangerous items, however, whether I could do this or not, i´m not sure...

he´s disarmed people before :thumbsup

of course you won't be able to do it. i can show you how to punch, that doesn't make you a boxer.

you are talking about the skill of disarming an attacker.

any skill is only learned and honed through live repetition, correction, feedback and more repetition... that means being attacked again and again at full speed in a "fight like" manner and attempting to disarm them with coaching on mistakes, correcting yourself and doing it again and again.

you have developed no skill in disarming an attacker.

CaptainHowdy 07-03-2017 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 21867745)
Ban knives

https://www.tcmworld.org/wp-content/...chopsticks.jpg

Sarn 07-03-2017 02:58 PM

In my practice when one guy threatened us with knife, one my friend do that

Runed and kick him in stomach - knife flying in one direction guy in other.
But guy who threatened us was not professional because take a stupor on few seconds and fuck up, professional will kill you 100% even you start run away. Becouse if to throw a knife it give more damage than hiting.

pimpmaster9000 07-03-2017 03:42 PM

Guy with knife = do your best usain bolt game

RyuLion 07-03-2017 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21866407)







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Always be aware of who's around you or behind you, specially if you have your ass up your cell phone's ass! :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 07-03-2017 04:35 PM

I would take on a knife voluntarily under the below conditions :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


http://www.darkknightarmoury.com/ima...rge/300170.png

BaldBastard 07-03-2017 05:26 PM

I had my own Crocodile Dundee moment years ago here in Sydney when I was still Chefing and some pimp cunt pulled a knife on me wanting money, what the fuck didn't realise was under my arm was a 25cm chef knife and steel wrapped in dirty chefs jacket. I just started sharpening the knife on the steel. He sort of laughed and turned around to walk away so I threw my steel at him, hit the cunt in the back of the neck and took a chunk out, first I thought I had killed him but then he got up and started running, I must of chased him 2 miles heheh

stupid junkies.

danep 07-04-2017 12:48 AM

I spent years in a Dojo (still wishing to come back one day), and I totally agree with "crucifissio", when an option to leave is there, take it. This can apply to non knife armed conflicts as well.

just a punk 07-04-2017 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 21868741)
I had my own Crocodile Dundee moment years ago here in Sydney when I was still Chefing and some pimp cunt pulled a knife on me wanting money, what the fuck didn't realise was under my arm was a 25cm chef knife and steel wrapped in dirty chefs jacket. I just started sharpening the knife on the steel. He sort of laughed and turned around to walk away so I threw my steel at him, hit the cunt in the back of the neck and took a chunk out, first I thought I had killed him but then he got up and started running, I must of chased him 2 miles heheh

stupid junkies.

Just like I said above. Have your own knife and the mofo will think twice before attacking you :2 cents:

brassmonkey 07-04-2017 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danep (Post 21869182)
I spent years in a Dojo (still wishing to come back one day), and I totally agree with "crucifissio", when an option to leave is there, take it. This can apply to non knife armed conflicts as well.

this is not 1985 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh you beat a guys ass his friend pulls a 9mm with a extended clip. you bleed out on the ground


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