CurrentlySober have you been thieving?
 

In a bizarre 'poodunnit' case, two of Knowsley Safari?s newest visitor exhibits have been stolen - model poos. Seriously.

The theft was discovered this week by staff at the Merseyside attraction, who noticed the models had gone missing from the Woodland Trail section of the park.

Mysterious 'fake poo' thief strikes Knowsley Safari Park - and it's not one of the animals - Mirror Online

seems the thieves have stolen model replica poo :1orglaugh

Nah. I wouldn't steal 'fake' poo - I'd go for the real thing every time...

Besides, I cunt a4d to travel that far away from Devon... :(

posted this the other day

muther fucker is stealin shit :disgust:disgust :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But this has got to be you:

Colorado police hunt 'Mad Pooper' jogger - BBC News

of course you could, I know you´d do anything for a nice big fat shit CS :thumbsup

sorry, didn´t see it :(

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oh my, she was probably hoping CS was around, leaving her scent :1orglaugh :helpme :Oh crap

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