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HairyChick 09-30-2017 06:14 PM

Joke That Catches You. ... boom!
 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath?. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


If you don't get it, try again. I'm sure someone will inevitably explain it ... which will make it a lot less funny.

baddog 09-30-2017 07:24 PM

And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?

sarettah 09-30-2017 07:31 PM

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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HairyChick 09-30-2017 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22020169)
And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?

I think there were and are plenty of successful comedians. I'm not in a position to "tell" it to many so no, I can't without messing it up. I'm sure many, many other females can tell it just fine.

You seem angered. Didn't you get it quickly or are you mad at the world over it?

bronco67 09-30-2017 09:18 PM

I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

desmoines 09-30-2017 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22020179)
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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nice



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desmoines 09-30-2017 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22020249)
I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.


they are making a follow-up to the move

takes place 30 years later, i think, with the kids all grown up





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PaperstreetWinston 10-02-2017 04:11 AM

I see what you did there! :D :D :D

NewNick 10-02-2017 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22020249)
I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

I dont know....you'd be surprised.

HairyChick 10-02-2017 05:41 PM

I remember Dick Van Dyke dancing on a rooftop, singing, and Julie Andrews wearing odd clothing. Oh and the song.

When I read sarettah's comment, I said wtf, then the song ran through my mind. Duh!

Kids' movie and stories back then were seemingly nonsensical but had a hidden meaning. Might sound dumb now but as a kid, those movies and a twenty-five cent box of popcorn made our Saturday special

AndyA 10-03-2017 04:02 AM

now that was a good one

Paul Markham 10-03-2017 05:24 AM

I get it and it's mildly amusing.

2MuchMark 10-03-2017 06:14 AM

Thanks for the joke!


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