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CaptainHowdy 12-03-2017 02:54 PM

Girls that give bad blowjobs ....
 
... should be given a second chance??

ErectMedia 12-03-2017 03:08 PM

Supposed to give em tips while they blow ya and smack em when they drag their teeth. On the job training only benefits you in the end. :2 cents:

NatalieK 12-03-2017 03:34 PM

some people just donīt know how to pleasure :(

MiamiBoyz 12-03-2017 03:38 PM

My mom always gave the best head. Thanks mom!

MiamiBoyz 12-03-2017 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22098075)
some people just donīt know how to pleasure :(

Then again not everyone can be a professional whore either.

CaptainHowdy 12-03-2017 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 22098090)
My mom always gave the best head. Thanks mom!

#Blessed ...

~Ray 12-03-2017 03:53 PM

OJT:)

Ray
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mineistaken 12-03-2017 04:03 PM

teach them during second round

ianmoone332000 12-03-2017 04:05 PM

Some bitches are just lazy and put in no effort

Look Chang 12-03-2017 05:46 PM

Trannies give the best blowjobs, no contest. :love2suck

TheDynasty 12-03-2017 06:16 PM

Kick her back to the curb

GAMEFINEST 12-03-2017 06:27 PM

Second chances

brassmonkey 12-03-2017 06:52 PM

ask for a refund lol. that pimp will issue one im sure

bronco67 12-03-2017 07:52 PM

Blowjobs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. There's no such thing as a bad blowjob unless she bites your dick off.

bronco67 12-03-2017 07:55 PM

A bad blowjob is when she doesn't put your dick in her mouth.

yuu.design 12-03-2017 09:05 PM

always :)

Spunky 12-03-2017 09:26 PM

There's never a bad blowjob

DesignerMissy 12-04-2017 01:51 AM

Well, as they say, practice makes perfect, and obviously technique can be learned in time. There are a lot of things that work generally, but each men also has his own preferences, and you guys should definitely tell us what you like and guide us.

CurrentlySober 12-04-2017 03:12 AM

I've never had a blowjob... :(

Google Expert 12-04-2017 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22097991)
... should be given a second chance??

Try a guy. Maybe it's more up your alley.

bns666 12-04-2017 04:07 AM

always :thumbsup

freecartoonporn 12-04-2017 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 22098525)
There's never a bad blowjob

try getting one from girl having her non removable braces on.,
and when the wire pokes through your head., and you see blood coming out of your penis head,.

thats what i call a bad blowjob.

Rochard 12-04-2017 10:20 AM

Blow jobs are like pizza. There is no such thing as a bad blow job.

seeandsee 12-04-2017 10:34 AM

give them many more chance

CaptainHowdy 12-04-2017 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22098255)
Trannies give the best blowjobs, no contest. :love2suck

I couldn't agree more ...

JFK 12-04-2017 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 22098090)
My mom always gave the best head. Thanks mom!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

OneHungLo 12-04-2017 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22098435)
A bad blowjob is when she doesn't put your dick in her mouth.

You've never had a scraper :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2017 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22098876)
Try a guy. Maybe it's more up your alley.

I've seen my fair sair of gay porn and I dare to say I haven't watched a really good blowjob scene ...

Best-In-BC 12-05-2017 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 22098012)
Supposed to give em tips while they blow ya and smack em when they drag their teeth. On the job training only benefits you in the end. :2 cents:

:thumbsup:thumbsup

NatalieK 12-06-2017 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 22098096)
Then again not everyone can be a professional whore either.

absolutely :thumbsup

Youīd better not give up the day job :thumbsup

Pete 12-07-2017 01:10 AM

I dont like having to them

pimpmaster9000 12-07-2017 02:00 AM

I basically grew up in whore houses...I had money as a kid, started pirating software @15 and it was a gold mine for a poor commie kid...back then I could copy 2-3 Zx spectrum tapes or 5-6 amiga diskettes and I could get a blowjob from a really nice and fresh russian or ukranian hooker...

now the problem is when somebody sucks dick all day they get good at it...so I got "spoiled" and accustomed to a higher level of service than normal girls could offer...from 15 this 23 all I did was get blowjobs and fuck hookers...

at 23 I had my first real girlfriend...it was a mistake...should have stayed with hookers...weak blow job game...it was terrible...I was stuck with her because she was my best friends sister...huge mistake...

this problem has been following me all my life...very very few normal girls are blow job fiends...I like mentally deranged blow job addicts who can hoover up my fat cobra until it goes numb and I can not cum...its my thing...I like to watch TV while they do it...

I found that face fucking them makes up for some of the weak game they bring...but its not really the same if I have to invest effort and it kinda makes it hard to watch TV...maybe I am just really really spoiled...

MikeAMS 12-07-2017 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22100094)
You've never had a scraper :2 cents:

#metoo

A bad handjob is even worse...

CaptainHowdy 12-07-2017 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22104552)
I basically grew up in whore houses...

This post has it all: tears, laughter, and insight. I'm actually envious.

JustinWWW 12-07-2017 12:51 PM

Well next time don't shower before one... payback is a bi***:D

Look Chang 12-07-2017 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinWWW (Post 22105704)
Well next time don't shower before one... payback is a bi***:D

cock cheese? :(

CaptainHowdy 12-09-2017 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeAMS (Post 22104954)
#metoo

A bad handjob is even worse...

:2 cents: ... Don't get me started on bad handjobs.

Clam 12-10-2017 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 22098012)
Supposed to give em tips while they blow ya and smack em when they drag their teeth. On the job training only benefits you in the end. :2 cents:

Smack a tooth-dragger and she is likely to bite.

GFED 12-10-2017 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22104552)
I basically grew up in whore houses...I had money as a kid, started pirating software @15 and it was a gold mine for a poor commie kid...back then I could copy 2-3 Zx spectrum tapes or 5-6 amiga diskettes and I could get a blowjob from a really nice and fresh russian or ukranian hooker...

Amiga? Nice. I was Angels/Defjam USHQ back in the 80s. Good times.

Bladewire 12-10-2017 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22098162)
teach them during second round

You don't get laid you Gay Polack, let alone get your dick sucked by a girl!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


The Porn Nerd 12-10-2017 02:12 PM

Pro tip: Put some chocolate on your dick and balls and watch her go to town.

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ruff 12-11-2017 08:57 AM

My experience is they don't get any better at it. Good cocksuckers are born not made.

SantaClause 12-11-2017 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22098429)
Blowjobs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. There's no such thing as a bad blowjob unless she bites your dick off.

Words to live by.


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