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TheDynasty 01-11-2018 08:25 PM

The artist whose pole-dancing robots shocked CES is worried about where this is all going
 
wtf :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnb...g?v=1515554031


"I'm here to see the robot strippers?"

That was me, Monday night, walking into a Las Vegas strip club in hopes of finding one of the more bizarre forms of entertainment near the Strip: A pair of pole-dancing robots I'd read about in an International Business Times article earlier that day.

The robots were an obvious gimmick during one of Las Vegas's busiest weeks of the year ? the 50th Consumer Electronics Show, a massive annual tech trade show full of geeky gadgets and gizmos, from touchscreens to cars to fancy electric trashcans. The Sapphire Gentleman's Club, a strip club right off Vegas's main drag, paid to showcase the robots as a way to drum up interest from press and customers.

As a first-time CES attendee, the gimmick worked on me: What could be more CES than pole-dancing robots?

The robots were as advertised: They gyrated on a stripper pole to music from 50 Cent and Pharrell, with dollar bills scattered on the stage and the floor. A half-dozen human dancers, most of whom were dressed in tight, shiny robot costumes, repeatedly took pics in front of their metallic colleagues. (The woman greeting guests as I walked in told me that I missed a skit where the human dancers unveiled the robot dancers to Star Wars music, and then joked about them stealing their jobs.)

The robots look nothing like actual humans, thank God. They had CCTV security cameras for faces, and you could see their metal interiors and wires as they moved up and down the pole. (They were, however, wearing high heels.)

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kane 01-11-2018 08:29 PM

As soon as they can do most manual labors jobs, and we can fuck them, we are so screwed.

bronco67 01-11-2018 08:44 PM

I can't fuck those things. My dick will get chafed.

bronco67 01-11-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22160742)
As soon as they can do most manual labors jobs, and we can fuck them, we are so screwed.

You're right. Here's the scenario I see playing out...

Once we have sentient machines who can do double duty as fuckbots and workers, men will be able to do what they've always wanted. Stay home and fuck all day. Robot pussy is created in the image of a real pussy, but it's been improved. No guy will last longer than 30 seconds in the robot pussy.

We'll be able to stay home because of a free living wage we all receive. The fuckbots do all the work so our economy thrives and everyone can stay homed and fuck the fuckbots who aren't programmed to be workerbots. Every guy busts at least six nuts a day in that good robot pussy, getting weaker and weaker.

There's a steep reduction in childbirth as a result of men preferring the robot pussy over the real thing. You can do the math for the rest.

CaptainHowdy 01-12-2018 05:31 PM

You cannot beat swirling flesh ...

TheDynasty 01-13-2018 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22160763)
You're right. Here's the scenario I see playing out...

Once we have sentient machines who can do double duty as fuckbots and workers, men will be able to do what they've always wanted. Stay home and fuck all day. Robot pussy is created in the image of a real pussy, but it's been improved. No guy will last longer than 30 seconds in the robot pussy.

We'll be able to stay home because of a free living wage we all receive. The fuckbots do all the work so our economy thrives and everyone can stay homed and fuck the fuckbots who aren't programmed to be workerbots. Every guy busts at least six nuts a day in that good robot pussy, getting weaker and weaker.

There's a steep reduction in childbirth as a result of men preferring the robot pussy over the real thing. You can do the math for the rest.


Fuck Bots YESS!:1orglaugh

Rochard 01-13-2018 06:57 PM

Cherry 2000.....

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/site...?itok=lbEMYvpo

We've only been waiting for this since the 1980s.

Look Chang 01-13-2018 07:29 PM

All options are possible ... :stoned

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...v9ooo1_500.jpg

BaldBastard 01-13-2018 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22163736)
All options are possible ... :stoned
https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...v9ooo1_500.jpg

A realistic male sex robot is surly going to be around before a female version and their cocks will do things a humans is not capable of. Human to human sex will be for breeding, but as far as an orgasmic good fucking, nothing will match a robot fuck.

MiamiBoyz 01-14-2018 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22160763)
You're right. Here's the scenario I see playing out...

Once we have sentient machines who can do double duty as fuckbots and workers, men will be able to do what they've always wanted. Stay home and fuck all day. Robot pussy is created in the image of a real pussy, but it's been improved. No guy will last longer than 30 seconds in the robot pussy.

We'll be able to stay home because of a free living wage we all receive. The fuckbots do all the work so our economy thrives and everyone can stay homed and fuck the fuckbots who aren't programmed to be workerbots. Every guy busts at least six nuts a day in that good robot pussy, getting weaker and weaker.

There's a steep reduction in childbirth as a result of men preferring the robot pussy over the real thing. You can do the math for the rest.

So basically you are saying...

https://78.media.tumblr.com/14d80087...uz9ho1_400.jpg

CaptainHowdy 01-14-2018 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22160763)
You're right. Here's the scenario I see playing out...

Once we have sentient machines who can do double duty as fuckbots and workers, men will be able to do what they've always wanted. Stay home and fuck all day. Robot pussy is created in the image of a real pussy, but it's been improved. No guy will last longer than 30 seconds in the robot pussy.

We'll be able to stay home because of a free living wage we all receive. The fuckbots do all the work so our economy thrives and everyone can stay homed and fuck the fuckbots who aren't programmed to be workerbots. Every guy busts at least six nuts a day in that good robot pussy, getting weaker and weaker.

There's a steep reduction in childbirth as a result of men preferring the robot pussy over the real thing. You can do the math for the rest.

That sounds like heaven ...


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