Traffic to porn site soared by 50% in Hawaii minutes after missile threat was revealed to be false a
 

One of the world's biggest porn sites revealed it recorded a huge surge in traffic just minutes after a ballistic missile threat was revealed to be a false alarm.

Thousands of Hawaiians received the phone alert on Saturday which read: " Ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill."


Broadcasters even interrupted television programmes to announce that an attack on the state could be imminent and people should take shelter in their basements.

But as soon as the threat was announced to be a false alarm, it seems many residents took the opportunity to go online to relieve some tension.

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Pornhub revealed views in Hawaii were up 50% more than usual in the minutes after a second message went out stating the threat was a false alarm.

The website's statisticians said the number of users using the site hit its highest point just 15 minutes after the second message was sent out.

The huge surge came after a traffic plunged some 77% from its usual numbers as terrified residents presumably took shelter.

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They need more false alarms

trump false alarms working since 2018

LOL, funny

Getting that last nut off before the big bang. So what?

oh wow, that´s amazing.


So loads of people were all sorting things, saying how much they all loved each other & looking after their loved ones, receive a false alarm statement, then go off and wank like fucking fuckers :)

does anyone else track their sites traffic like this?