Straight Friends...
 

I have spent the last 7 hours playing agony aunt to 3 straight friends that are upset with their wives/girlfriends - They have been crying and bitching - Then two of the wives turn up and I get the same from them...

I am 47 and single - Just be thankful you have someone!....

Then one of them said 'I love having a gay friend, you are such a good listener' - I could have slapped her right there and then...

I've learned years ago to never listen to anyone's relationship tirades ...

Hey at least you're getting laid by you 3 straight friends, at least I hope for for your sake :D :thumbsup

They are jealous. My gay friends get so much more then us straight folks.

This is true. Sex with quality hit guys is so easy for us , it's like a handshake. My straight friends have to basically play multi level chess to get quality top shelf pussy, and when they get regular pussy it almost always comes with some clingy or psycho chick, sometimes not but rarely.

As an irrevocably heterosexual male, this makes me want to cry ...

So if you were single and straight they would not have bitched about their relationships?

You're single, but logic dictates you must not be straight because you asked the question. A single straight guy would know the answer to the question you asked.