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Are you interested in a POO EMOJI CHIA PET? I saw it online and thought of you 😘

It emotes the poo smell?? Sign me up!!

i cunt a4d a POO EMOJI CHIA PET... :(

However, as I have posted before on GFY, I actually find that my own turds make ideal pets.

No need to feed or water them, and as long as you dont flush, they are always there waiting when you want to see them or play with them.

My favourite part is that if you decide to let them sleep with you in your bed, they never wake you up in the night and are always in the same place that you left them. Very well behaved...

Infact, an added bonus is that when I wake up, I find the turd has had babys, as there are a few new fresh turds in the bed along with me... Natures really quite fascinating.

They have a poo emoji coffee mug,too. I’ll post pics or the URL later on

WTF!
https://www.ebay.com/i/332694352081?chn=ps

Dat’s it!

I saved the mug image but am not on a laptop. Try searching for “poo emoji” @ thingsyouneverknew.com

It actually looks a bit like one of my older ones that has grown mould on it... Nice :thumbsup