Went on a picnic today.Not sure what to do now.
 

So my friend's sister asked if I would like to go out (without my friend). I suggested the park and she suggested I take a picnic.

I was making the picnic this morning ( ham sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, egg sandwiches, grapes, strawberries) etc.

I don't know why but I got horny making the sandwiches and started to jerk off. I ended up cumming in the egg sandwiches. (I didn't shoot my whole load in I shot that in the garden but the remainder I wiped on the sandwiches).

My friends sister ended up eating all the egg sandwiches.I didn't have any because I don't like egg,I just ate the ham ones.

Anyway, I was wondering, do you think I should tell her? I have been feeling pretty guily since.

You should put your dick in that fish tank so you won't able to breed anymore.

Not that bad, semen contains proteins and lot of vitamins and minerals ... :stoned

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i never know if to take your threads serious Smack dat :2 cents:

this part makes me want to believe you, why would you go on and say you didn´t shoot the load in the sandwiches and you shot the rest in the garden...


but come on, you really did this????


:Oh crap :throwup :helpme

Yeah and I'm going to both poles solo and my family has had two fish related accidents in the last year. Duh.

Great story, i liked it.. who fucking cares if it's true or not. Creative minds around here is good thing :winkwink:

Thanks man.

:1orglaugh

Of course it's a made up story, who the hell gets horny making sandwiches?

Although on a related note, I used to be with a girl who would take a cucumber from the fridge and use it to fuck herself and then put it back in the fridge. Apparently one time her daughter then came in and made sandwiches with it. Although....she might have been making this up too.

Tell her to bring picnic next time and that you love cucumber on your sandwiches ;)

But seriously - creative writing is great. Creative writing about egg sandwiches though... IDK