What are the statistical odds of vomiting and spraying diarrhea at the same time?
 

Inquiring minds would like to know.

CurrentlySober can provide some input on one of these, but do we have a "currentlysober of throwing up" here?

…. or perhaps PBBC already did a study on this.

We need to see a chart on how the odds increase based on alcohol consumed.

The odds increase exponentially :helpme . . .

It certainly happens when you are extremely alcohol dependant. It's in line with the beginning of organ failure, so its usually accompanied by internal bleeding. That means that there's blood in your puke and in your stool at the same time. It makes for some wonderful and exciting colour combinations.

Infact I personally have spent many nights kneeling and puking in front of the toilet and at the same time, spraying bloody diarrhoea all down the door behind me.

Likewise I often switch it up and just sit back on the toilet, relax and vomit all down my front. It's actually quite a kinda sexy feeling as it covers my cock and balls and drips into the toilet.

Truthfully though, the above examples don't very happen that often these days, as I am unable to get out of the bed without assistance, so I just turn on my side and let things 'Spray where they may'...

Good Times :thumbsup

For OP the odds are 100%

Been there done that. Food poisoning is a bitch.

https://i.imgur.com/vsHsHGl.png

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=Red%20Fred

You and other chumpanzees do it 100% of the time, even though both consist of mainly Putin and Chump sperm

Oh you mad cause I picked on your NaziMatt nick?

Nearly 90% if tuning into Fox News by mistake

The odds are exactly 4

Happened the last time I ate at McDonalds, won't make that mistake again...

Also about 10 years ago after the first time marihuana binge ( and the last time)...