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jdean 08-27-2018 03:54 PM

SEO Help
 
Hi everyone, what are the best SEO companies to go through? I would appreciate help from anyone willing to help a fellow webmaster out. Thanks

kasun0777 08-27-2018 08:41 PM

I can help you to rank. ;)

sarettah 08-27-2018 09:07 PM

I don't know what companies to go through but I know that Femdomdestiny did up some posts a couple of months ago that were very informative.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...ing-wrong.html

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Tinalid 09-16-2018 03:48 PM

Try to do promotion yourself. You know your product better than any other specialist. Start On-page optimization of the site. You can use any checklist for on-page optimization.

celandina 09-17-2018 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tinalid (Post 22335986)
Try to do promotion yourself. You know your product better than any other specialist. Start On-page optimization of the site. You can use any checklist for on-page optimization.

Fuck , you are like the guy from National Car Rental commercial who does his own surgery before he gets an upgrade for a car...I do not remove my own appendix and do not do my own SEO got it ? :2 cents:

Unfortunately there are too many experts around here who just take your money, so maybe I will go back to med school to learn some surgery ;)

NickBaer 09-23-2018 02:25 AM

Did anyone else go to TES Lisbon/Cascais in March?

There was a seminar put on by a guy who used to work for Google.

I'm trying to piece together his name and contact. I might have to ask Andreas direct.

Tinalid 09-24-2018 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22336277)
Fuck , you are like the guy from National Car Rental commercial who does his own surgery before he gets an upgrade for a car...I do not remove my own appendix and do not do my own SEO got it ? :2 cents:

Unfortunately there are too many experts around here who just take your money, so maybe I will go back to med school to learn some surgery ;)

Of course, you choose. If you need a good result, there are only two options. Pay a lot of money or make yourself. And a lot of money is not yet talking about the exact result. You can be thrown.

celandina 09-24-2018 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tinalid (Post 22339536)
Of course, you choose. If you need a good result, there are only two options. Pay a lot of money or make yourself. And a lot of money is not yet talking about the exact result. You can be thrown.

Where is the "option" to pay reasonable money to somebody good based on performance, not on " expertise ahead of anything".

Just like in this example :

My 5 year old TV (56 inch Samsung) developed a nasty vertical streak about 5 inches wide. OK said I, there are TV repairmen....So I called one. The guy shows up makes me take the TV down from its stand and lie it on blanket coverred table..." I do not have an insurance in case it gets dropped" he said. Then he took a screwdriver took off small part of the back panel, took out some " thingamajig" with two probes touched a few things and said.... " That is your LCD, to repair it would cost more then a new TV" . Packed his "thingamagic" and gave me an invoice for 143 dolllars... ( 90 for assesment and the rest for travel and labour). The whole time he spent was 18 minutes....

Now, I know nothing about TV repair ( just like I know nothing about SEO), but it gave me a pause...Why do I break my ass making and selling content, when I can hang up "TV repairman" shingle. The way I calculated it I do not need to know anything about TV repair, I just will have to get for 5 bucks similar thingamagic, put my shingle up and start collecting.

I figured out that counting 30 min per visist and 10 visits a day I could make 10 grand a month for just driving around ( as a bonus get laid a few times by the lonely housewives I am servicing) while knowing jack shit about TV repair... Same would work for home alarm serivce, boiler service, stove and owen repair etc.

But still you need to get up from the bed, get dressed and actually drive about and pretend that that you are actually doing something. So,I dismissed this idea but instead I have decided to go into an SEO business...

So here is my offer...: " I will do a super SEO ( ranking, SERP, on page, off page, and the whole SEO kitchen sink) for the super low introductory price of:

$ 99 per month ( plus tax) ( or Euros if you want ) and 49.95 deposit for the second month, by then you'll be SERPING ( whatever that means) and ranking to millions after 6 months,I guarantee it :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

peter100 09-25-2018 10:34 AM

SEO is a continuous work , you should have the budget , you can not achieve the result within 2-3 months ! otherwise you can do it by yourself , start learning it is not difficult.

NakedWomenTime 09-29-2018 03:01 PM

Anyone who can actually do good SEO would just run their own site promoting stuff. People that can't will try and sell SEO services.

celandina 10-01-2018 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NakedWomenTime (Post 22342178)
Anyone who can actually do good SEO would just run their own site promoting stuff. People that can't will try and sell SEO services.


That seems to be the truth! Any SEO expert here who disagrees? Feel free to chime in :2 cents:

3xmedia 10-01-2018 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NakedWomenTime (Post 22342178)
Anyone who can actually do good SEO would just run their own site promoting stuff. People that can't will try and sell SEO services.

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22342879)
That seems to be the truth! Any SEO expert here who disagrees? Feel free to chime in :2 cents:

pointed it out like 100 times on this board, yet there are still suckers falling for this SEO services BS.

forty 10-19-2018 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22342879)
That seems to be the truth! Any SEO expert here who disagrees? Feel free to chime in :2 cents:

We do both but instead of promising lies like there is some big secret, we help clients forget old SEO ways. Google wants fantastic and informative content pages along with a solid reputation from the content authors. Focus on that above all else. A good SEO expert will help align their clients with a content marketing plan, not sell them on bullshit.

celandina 10-19-2018 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by forty (Post 22352210)
We do both but instead of promising lies like there is some big secret, we help clients forget old SEO ways. Google wants fantastic and informative content pages along with a solid reputation from the content authors. Focus on that above all else. A good SEO expert will help align their clients with a content marketing plan, not sell them on bullshit.

I am still not any wiser....I guess looking for "pay for play" formula does not exist in SEO world. Too bad, but someone smart will hopefully figure it out and get rich in the process.

Focus 10-23-2018 09:31 PM

Just keep adding new contents mate and be patient ;)

fertooos 04-25-2020 12:59 PM

I can help you to rank. ;)

femdomdestiny 04-25-2020 01:56 PM

These kinds of threads are always amusing to see. Unfortunately, you would have to do it from my perspective to understand how wrong some people here are.

What is even more amusing is how some folks here are missing money for years and they are totally unaware of it.

I am just saying HI. In the last two years SEO earned mi what I needed and what was the goal, so there is no more need for new clients and revenue-boosting with SEO services.

Please continue with chatting, I need to go back to count my cam sales.

BlueBookJosh 04-25-2020 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22336277)
Fuck , you are like the guy from National Car Rental commercial who does his own surgery before he gets an upgrade for a car...I do not remove my own appendix and do not do my own SEO got it ? :2 cents:

Unfortunately there are too many experts around here who just take your money, so maybe I will go back to med school to learn some surgery ;)

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blue Book Digital Marketing
Adult Services | Mainstream Services
Contact: Email: [email protected] | Skype: Josh BlueBookMarketing (live:.cid.a58cf4c09488ad4e)

Diomed 04-25-2020 02:40 PM

Make something high quality and of actual value/relevance.

The Porn Nerd 04-25-2020 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 22656104)
These kinds of threads are always amusing to see. Unfortunately, you would have to do it from my perspective to understand how wrong some people here are.

What is even more amusing is how some folks here are missing money for years and they are totally unaware of it.

I am just saying HI. In the last two years SEO earned mi what I needed and what was the goal, so there is no more need for new clients and revenue-boosting with SEO services.

Please continue with chatting, I need to go back to count my cam sales.

You can always use more revenue. At least most of us can. :)

celandina 04-26-2020 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueBookJosh (Post 22656107)
LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blue Book Digital Marketing
Adult Services | Mainstream Services
Contact: Email: [email protected] | Skype: Josh BlueBookMarketing (live:.cid.a58cf4c09488ad4e)

Thanks for agreeing :thumbsup

george MH 04-27-2020 04:32 PM

you can read about it by yourself and the most important thing is to keep in touch with its updates

fertooos 04-28-2020 02:01 AM

Are you interested in companies only? There are many freelancers who are not inferior to companies. And you will have a huge benefit as you will communicate directly with the performer and you can negotiate a very good price. Besides, the result can be even better than that of the company. I am from https://postcodefinder.net/england/, drop me a line, and will give you a few contacts.

lock 04-28-2020 03:21 AM

You will find a bunch of traffic resources loads of seo tools.
http://www.trafficshopping.com

trevesty 04-28-2020 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 22656104)
These kinds of threads are always amusing to see. Unfortunately, you would have to do it from my perspective to understand how wrong some people here are.

What is even more amusing is how some folks here are missing money for years and they are totally unaware of it.

I am just saying HI. In the last two years SEO earned mi what I needed and what was the goal, so there is no more need for new clients and revenue-boosting with SEO services.

Please continue with chatting, I need to go back to count my cam sales.

The difference between you and a lot of people here, is you put in the effort to learn about it. I remember well when you didn't know much, but I'm happy you've gotten to where you are now. :thumbsup


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