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HairyChick 09-03-2018 08:00 PM

23-Inch Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Colon
 
Two—foot sex toy? Pushed all the way in? Ouch!

pimpmaster9000 09-03-2018 08:29 PM

Was it nizer ebb?

oppoten 09-03-2018 08:52 PM

grammar nazis :mad:

Look Chang 09-03-2018 11:00 PM

It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ... :stoned

adultchatpay 09-04-2018 02:50 AM

it's a mini baseball bat already

Busty2 09-04-2018 06:25 AM

So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?

ilnjscb 09-04-2018 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22330648)
So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?

Evil! But funny. But Evil! :1orglaugh

JFK 09-04-2018 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22330550)
It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ... :stoned

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

thirdworldxxx 09-04-2018 09:38 AM

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bronco67 09-04-2018 01:56 PM

You would think after the grueling trek to get the first 12 inches in, he might think this couldn't end well and abort.

RyuLion 09-04-2018 04:03 PM

I wonder how much they charged him, hopefully he learned his lesson..

HairyChick 09-04-2018 06:25 PM

The photo of it inside him is scary. Guys and toys are cool, but, 23 inches? Talk about size queens!

A big part of me thinks this isn’t real. It’s practically under his armpit but the route from anus to colon goes through intestines and other organs. It went straight up unless I’m seeing the x-ray wrong

I’m just imagining him walking into the ER and explaining what’s wrong ... He needs lessons about cords attached to the end, like tampons, to pull it out when stuck.

kmanrox 09-05-2018 01:35 AM

What a lightweight! Pffft.

balint 09-05-2018 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22330648)
So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

balint 09-05-2018 05:54 AM

23 inches = 58.42 centimeters :thumbsup

NatalieK 09-05-2018 02:35 PM

no pics of the sex toy...


highly disappointing :2 cents:

lock 09-06-2018 01:59 AM

He got ripped off buying the 2 foot versian the extra inch may have helped.

EddyTheDog 09-06-2018 03:04 AM

Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..

theS2O 09-06-2018 05:50 AM

That's a long one. :(

ilnjscb 09-06-2018 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22331385)
Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scrapper 09-06-2018 01:32 PM

The story is misleading. He didn't want the toy removed, just the batteries changed.


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