Yesterday I stroked a cat.
 

It was a really cute black one. So cute, it curled itself between my legs.
I was going to the shop.

I didn't want to say bye bye.

But I did, of course.

I touched a pussy myself once. It was a long time ago, but I remembered I enjoyed it... It was even a bit wet too...

(it was raining...)

I have some black pussy coming for Xmas, sadly a hooker would of been a 1/10th of the price, but I'll be stroking this one for years so it all works out in the end.... till death anyways, then you find how much your credit card can stretch again.

Incidentally CurrentlySober it's a Devon Rex, my 4th.

I only pet my cocktail sausage . . .