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crockett 02-06-2019 09:56 AM

Mountain lion attacks runner in CO so he choked it to death...
 
Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/...www.cnn.com%2F

King Mark 02-06-2019 10:14 AM

That's badass

Bladewire 02-06-2019 10:34 AM

Badass Hillary Supporter :2 cents:

celandina 02-06-2019 11:19 AM

Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species :2 cents:

Bladewire 02-06-2019 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22411435)
Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species :2 cents:

You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

Deej 02-06-2019 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22411458)
You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

That and they're not even close to endangered, especially in that area.

brassmonkey 02-06-2019 03:15 PM

a free coat! :thumbsup:thumbsup

ghjghj 02-06-2019 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22411458)
That's not how it works here in America

Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.

HairyChick 02-06-2019 07:55 PM

I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.

astronaut x 02-06-2019 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghjghj (Post 22411710)
Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.

/\ would be eaten by Mountain Lion. Also would be banned on GFY pre-mod permanent vacation.

brassmonkey 02-06-2019 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22411721)
I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.

off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even :disgust going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked

astronaut x 02-06-2019 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22411728)
off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even :disgust

makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.

RycEric 02-06-2019 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22411349)
Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/...www.cnn.com%2F

Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/5d/1b/d3/5...n-lion-cub.jpg

brassmonkey 02-06-2019 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22411729)
makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.

oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket :)

ilnjscb 02-06-2019 08:56 PM

The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

That thing was 70 pounds.

King Mark 02-06-2019 09:05 PM

Eh, not so badass. But you gotta do what u gotta do to survive. So still a win.

brassmonkey 02-06-2019 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22411741)
The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

That thing was 70 pounds.

chow chow

Male: 55–71 lbs
25–32 kg
Female: 44–60 lbs
20–27 kg

The latest statistics show that over 4.7 million people are the victims of dog bites every year. ... Using newspaper articles, the CDC was able to obtain breed “identifications” for 238 of the 327 cases of fatal dog attacks, of which “pit bull terrier” or mixes thereof were reportedly involved in 76 cases.

7 deaths

between 1982 and 2009

astronaut x 02-06-2019 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22411731)
oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

HairyChick 02-06-2019 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22411728)
off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even :disgust going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked

Did last week.

I grew up several blocks from a zoo. No escapes yet in thirty years or so but kids love to taunt and tease the tigers, lions, elephant and monkeys. One kid got over the fence years ago but his father grabbed him in time.

The animals are about thirty feet from the road on one side. It’s comical when they walk the elephant along route six near the highway. People slam on their brakes in shock!

The Park is nice but those animals are scary ;)

GAMEFINEST 02-06-2019 09:27 PM

it still takes balls to do it

Mr Pheer 02-06-2019 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22411759)
it still takes balls to do it

And hands.

celandina 02-07-2019 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22411458)
You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating


I do not hate at all, have many American friends. But do not like the group of idiots who are currently in charge, or the other group of idiots who are trying to replace them.....and BTW MAGA or Antifa to you too...:1orglaugh

I do tell to all who will listen that in general Americans and wonderful people, after all and after great sacrifice they saved the world twice ( 1918 and 1945), unfortunately after that they fucked up royally and are now in decline. They play nice with bad guys and fuck their friends....But hey Tulsi will change all that !

bronco67 02-07-2019 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RycEric (Post 22411730)
Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/5d/1b/d3/5...n-lion-cub.jpg

Story said less than a year old. That picture is of a 2 month old cub. 80 pounds of mountain lion will fuck up any size man, whether it's 10 months or 10 years old.

pimpmaster9000 02-07-2019 10:03 AM

its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

King Mark 03-02-2019 11:47 AM

Turns out it was a 24 pound 3 month old kitten that attacked him because he might have been trying to catch it.

Neanderthug shit.

Bladewire 03-02-2019 11:57 AM

"At the time of the attack, it probably weighed between 35 and 40 pounds, the veterinarians found. By the time of the necropsy, the mountain lion's remains were only 24 pounds, because it was partially eaten — most likely by its two surviving siblings, Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokesman Jason Clay said."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...kitten-n978126

SilentKnight 03-02-2019 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22412031)
its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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