Another One Threatens To Destroy Everyone & Bring Terror With His Army of Turtles
 

On seven occasions last weekend, a phone call was made to the police about a man disturbing the peace at Orlando-area Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Cafe and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies locations. The man allegedly threatened to destroy everyone with his very own army of turtles.

He must have Mitch McConnell on his side... :1orglaugh


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Ahhhhhh fucking hell FL man has now invaded brevard county. Years of gerrymandering has had it to toll the state is a lost cause too many fucking inbred idiots..

Florida is by far the weirdest place I've ever been. Prettiest too, but the weird outshines that.

Na. Florida is no different than anywhere else when it comes to it's people. Nothing more then a media created thing. Pretty? Na. I live here. I like the weather. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places here, but as a whole, I wouldn't describe it as pretty.

You born and raised there?

Coming from NYC, Florida is a wierd tropical paradise.

Another day and another Trump supporter in jail! When will trump supporters learn they are not above the law? :D

Florida Man strikes again

the turtle army is coming! you are doooooooomed!