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Funny letter from my bank today !
I bank with a few different banks, all for different reasons, but my 'workhouse account' is with a high street bank. Anyway, I get my annual review summary of my accounts today.
Nothing unexpected but I read part of the paper to see a section marked as my 'Benefits' of banking with them. Top of the list, before anything else, at number one, it states: Quote:
Perhaps if I go down there, there will be a party taking place, with a DJ, pretty ladies and an open bar... The bouncer will then, upon seeing my letter, will pull back the velvet rope and give me access ! PARTY TIME 4 SHO! |
Are you still completely retired?
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I still have the 'front end' site for the content I shot online, but it all leads to a C4S store which runs itself really. Also my old domains are still active but point to hostedtube sites, and they bring in a modest amount for zero effort. That said though, I gave all my camera equipment away in 2013 to allow a pal to start a wedding photo / video service, so I have no way of shooting more content anyway. I was never a webmaster - But I'd been a pornographer since the early 80's :thumbsup |
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They gave me big shit for just trying to make a deposit in another state. :2 cents: |
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The BIG selling point is that I'm actually allowed to go into their banks... That probably better explains what Im getting at. |
I cuntA4d a bank account
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US Banks have gone from reasonable to totally absurd in 10 years. They imagine their job now is to work for the government. They don't give a shit about innovation or products anymore, just upselling their bullshit and reporting to the government
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