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CurrentlySober 05-04-2019 02:24 AM

Funny letter from my bank today !
 
I bank with a few different banks, all for different reasons, but my 'workhouse account' is with a high street bank. Anyway, I get my annual review summary of my accounts today.

Nothing unexpected but I read part of the paper to see a section marked as my 'Benefits' of banking with them. Top of the list, before anything else, at number one, it states:

Quote:

Access to our national network of branches
WOW! Is that a fucking BENIFIT or WHAT! I am actually allowed access to the bank I bank with! Well fuck me sideways ! Who would have thought it? Perhaps I'm missing out...

Perhaps if I go down there, there will be a party taking place, with a DJ, pretty ladies and an open bar...

The bouncer will then, upon seeing my letter, will pull back the velvet rope and give me access !

PARTY TIME 4 SHO!

Diomed 05-04-2019 03:25 AM

Are you still completely retired?

CurrentlySober 05-04-2019 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22463654)
Are you still completely retired?

Well, yeah, pretty much, but not 100%

I still have the 'front end' site for the content I shot online, but it all leads to a C4S store which runs itself really. Also my old domains are still active but point to hostedtube sites, and they bring in a modest amount for zero effort.

That said though, I gave all my camera equipment away in 2013 to allow a pal to start a wedding photo / video service, so I have no way of shooting more content anyway.

I was never a webmaster - But I'd been a pornographer since the early 80's :thumbsup

HairyChick 05-04-2019 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22463656)
Well, yeah, pretty much, but not 100%

I still have the 'front end' site for the content I shot online, but it all leads to a C4S store which runs itself really. Also my old domains are still active but point to hostedtube sites, and they bring in a modest amount for zero effort.

That said though, I gave all my camera equipment away in 2013 to allow a pal to start a wedding photo / video service, so I have no way of shooting more content anyway.

I was never a webmaster - But I'd been a pornographer since the early 80's :thumbsup

Too busy with random shit.....

;)

blackmonsters 05-04-2019 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22463637)
I bank with a few different banks, all for different reasons, but my 'workhouse account' is with a high street bank. Anyway, I get my annual review summary of my accounts today.

Nothing unexpected but I read part of the paper to see a section marked as my 'Benefits' of banking with them. Top of the list, before anything else, at number one, it states:



WOW! Is that a fucking BENIFIT or WHAT! I am actually allowed access to the bank I bank with! Well fuck me sideways ! Who would have thought it? Perhaps I'm missing out...

Perhaps if I go down there, there will be a party taking place, with a DJ, pretty ladies and an open bar...

The bouncer will then, upon seeing my letter, will pull back the velvet rope and give me access !

PARTY TIME 4 SHO!

I had problems with Bank Of America when I went from different states, so I wish they'd had such access.
They gave me big shit for just trying to make a deposit in another state.

:2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-04-2019 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22463705)
I had problems with Bank Of America when I went from different states, so I wish they'd had such access.
They gave me big shit for just trying to make a deposit in another state.

:2 cents:

Fair comment, but over here we don't have states, so that wouldn't be a benefit. What I was getting at was that on a list of 'benefits' regarding me banking with them, could have been 'World Class Award Winning App to manage your finances yourself 24/7' or 'Photo Cashing of cheques - No need to leave the house' or 'Free Emergency 1 month overdraft of £500' or 'Speak to someone live via the app, wirth no security questions - We know its you from the the phone' or any number of other things that they offer me, but no.

The BIG selling point is that I'm actually allowed to go into their banks...

That probably better explains what Im getting at.

Busty2 05-04-2019 07:49 AM

I cuntA4d a bank account

ilnjscb 05-04-2019 12:19 PM

US Banks have gone from reasonable to totally absurd in 10 years. They imagine their job now is to work for the government. They don't give a shit about innovation or products anymore, just upselling their bullshit and reporting to the government


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