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Rochard 07-18-2019 07:38 AM

Say a prayer for an old school webmaster & program owner
 
Old school webmaster & program owner Brett Jennings drowned Monday night during a kayak incident on a small lake. On Facebook his sister said his "prognosis is devastating".

I have a great story about Brett.... We used to through a "bikini bash" for my birthday every year at my house in Phoenix. Things always got out of hand. One year we woke up and discovered our frying pan was in the pool. These was before the day of cell phone cameras, but nearly everyone there had a camera on them, well, because all of us were pornographers. Over the next few days we figured it out through the pictures. Turns out Brett flew down from Washington state, showed up late, and had a lot of drinking to do to catch up with the rest of us. He couldn't find a tray so he ransacked our kitchen until he found a frying pan, and used the frying pan to serve shots.... He poured and served shots for the rest of the night, drinking one shot for every shot he handed out someone else.... Eventually we found the frying pan in the pool the next morning.

Good luck Brett!

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crazies 07-18-2019 07:48 AM

So So Sad. Brett was an awesome guy. We hung out a lot at the older shows and had some good times.

RIP Buddy!

Brian mike 07-18-2019 07:52 AM

I dont know Brett but its really sad to read story like this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazies (Post 22503652)
RIP Buddy!

BTW I don't think he is dead yet, unless otherwise specify somewhere :Oh crap

Bladewire 07-18-2019 07:55 AM

I hope he surprises everyone and makes a full recovery 👍

crazies 07-18-2019 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 22503656)
I dont know Brett but its really sad to read story like this.


BTW I don't think he is dead yet, unless otherwise specify somewhere :Oh crap

I sure hope he does make it. The OP had stated he had drowned so....

Hang in there buddy and fight like hell.

brassmonkey 07-18-2019 08:10 AM

this thread is confusing! he drowned and people are saying get better???? "program owner Brett Jennings drowned Monday"

2MuchMark 07-18-2019 08:10 AM

Good luck Brett!!

OneHungLo 07-18-2019 08:11 AM

Oh shit he used to run DormAngels.com.

Rip.

blackmonsters 07-18-2019 08:19 AM

Thanks for the unrelated drinking story and confusing everyone if the guy survived or not.

WTF.


Being White and drunk is a "great story" in America.
But being a drunk Mexican means we need to change the immigration laws.

:helpme


OH wait; was he drunk when he almost drowned?

:uhoh

baddog 07-18-2019 08:21 AM

He almost drowned, still alive

brassmonkey 07-18-2019 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22503682)
He almost drowned, still alive

people are saying rest in peace :Oh crap

Rochard 07-18-2019 08:55 AM

Allow me to clear up the confusion.

Brett is in fact still alive and fighting for his life.


Brett did in fact "drown".... "Drowning is defined as respiratory impairment as a result of being in or under a liquid." In most cases when you drown you die, but in this case he was in a small lake and was rescued before he died.

From his sister's FB.... " Brett had a tragic accident and drowned while on the lake of their family home"

Sorry for the confusion.

yuu.design 07-18-2019 09:02 AM

sad to hear

brassmonkey 07-18-2019 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22503716)
Allow me to clear up the confusion.

Brett is in fact still alive and fighting for his life.


Brett did in fact "drown".... "Drowning is defined as respiratory impairment as a result of being in or under a liquid." In most cases when you drown you die, but in this case he was in a small lake and was rescued before he died.

From his sister's FB.... " Brett had a tragic accident and drowned while on the lake of their family home"

Sorry for the confusion.

when you die that is it. when people say you drowned you are not in a hospital bed. anyhoo hope it works out like the girl that fell off the balcony at hooters.

Rochard 07-18-2019 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22503733)
when you die that is it. when people say you drowned you are not in a hospital bed. anyhoo hope it works out like the girl that fell off the balcony at hooters.

I was confused about this at first also. When you drown, you do not die. We assume when someone downs they have died because in nearly all cases when someone drowns it's because they find them floating in the water after they have died.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning

brassmonkey 07-18-2019 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22503759)
I was confused about this at first also. When you drown, you do not die. We assume when someone downs they have died because in nearly all cases when someone drowns it's because they find them floating in the water after they have died.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning

The verb drown means to die from inhaling water into the lungs and being unable to breathe.
they say you die and come back. not true. anyway i don't want to take away from this.

GFED 07-18-2019 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22503759)
I was confused about this at first also. When you drown, you do not die. We assume when someone downs they have died because in nearly all cases when someone drowns it's because they find them floating in the water after they have died.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning

Yes, when you drown, you die.

TaDoW 07-18-2019 01:47 PM

DON'T FUCKING GIVE UP BRETT!

Fight like hell. I love you and I'm pulling for you.

Bladewire 07-18-2019 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22503682)
He almost drowned, still alive

No you low IQ fuckwit

He almost died from drowning but luckily he survived.

The fact that none of the Trump supporters posting in this thread know the definition of drowning confirms what fucking remedial retards you all are :1orglaugh

Wiki drowning

Drowning is classified into three types: drowning with death, drowning with ongoing health problems, and drowning with no ongoing health problems.

Blocked alt-right hate fake nic troll reply in 3.. 2.. 1...

adultinnovation 07-18-2019 02:05 PM

why you so angry

Bladewire 07-18-2019 02:07 PM

↑↑↑ I was right again

brassmonkey 07-18-2019 02:14 PM

im sorry i even brought it up. some of you are complete shitheads

GFED 07-18-2019 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultinnovation (Post 22503891)
why you so angry

Because he doesn't know the difference between drowning and drown.

Drown - die through submersion in and inhalation of water.

Bladewire 07-18-2019 02:28 PM

↑↑↑ Alt-right hate fake nic

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22503894)
im sorry i even brought it up. some of you are complete shitheads

The alt-right hate fake nic troll derails every thread, even past industry folks death threads, like Dennis Hoffs RIP thread. It's sad they let him and his fake nics post here and ruin this place.

He'll reply with another alt-right hate fake nic in 3.. 2.. 1...

tfto 07-18-2019 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22503896)
↑↑↑ Alt-right hate fake nic



The alt-right hate fake nic troll derails every thread, even past industry folks death threads, like Dennis Hoffs RIP thread. It's sad they let him and his fake nics post here and ruin this place.

Why do you always turn every thread into something political?. You are a fuckin loser!

Good luck Brett!!

SilentKnight 07-18-2019 02:59 PM

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HairyChick 07-18-2019 04:53 PM

To most people, drown means die. You can drown and be resuscitated. The initial post inferred death until the sister comment.

Best wishes for a full recovery. Hopefully he wasn’t under long enough to sustain brain damage or lung issues.

OneHungLo 07-18-2019 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfto (Post 22503897)
Why do you always turn every thread into something political?. You are a fuckin loser!

Leave it to Bladewire to turn this thread into a giant dumpster fire.

Bladewire, you need jesus.

DraX 07-18-2019 08:06 PM

We need a miracle! Get well Brett!

Bladewire 07-18-2019 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22503992)
Bladewire, you need jesus.


A window into your reality. Excellent laugh thank you 🤣🤣🤣👍

tobedeleted 07-20-2019 02:27 AM

Have any of you gone white water kayaking? Even in class 1 rapids it can be very dangerous. I did it for 2 years and learned to respect the power of the river.

My last ride was in a class 3 course and I got stuck in a hydraulic. It's terrifying because the water is so powerful and it keeps pulling you back in. I had to bail, swim to the bottom and ride the current out (which isn't easy).

And drowning is on my to 10 lists of worst ways to go.

O MARINA 07-20-2019 02:39 AM

sad news :Oh crap

bloggerz 07-20-2019 02:58 AM

Hope he makes a speedy recovery

CaptainHowdy 07-20-2019 05:07 AM

Thanks for the drowning lessons, guys . . .

candyflip 07-20-2019 06:13 AM

Is it too late to trade to Rochard for Brett?

brassmonkey 07-20-2019 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22504677)
Thanks for the drowning lessons, guys . . .

you making the trek across the river?

TrafficTitan 07-21-2019 12:25 AM

I read on Facebook that he died. They took him off life support. Was he not wearing a life jacket? Did he not know how to swim? I think it was just a canoe in a lake.

SBJ 07-21-2019 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22503644)
Old school webmaster & program owner Brett Jennings drowned Monday night during a kayak incident on a small lake. On Facebook his sister said his "prognosis is devastating".

I have a great story about Brett.... We used to through a "bikini bash" for my birthday every year at my house in Phoenix. Things always got out of hand. One year we woke up and discovered our frying pan was in the pool. These was before the day of cell phone cameras, but nearly everyone there had a camera on them, well, because all of us were pornographers. Over the next few days we figured it out through the pictures. Turns out Brett flew down from Washington state, showed up late, and had a lot of drinking to do to catch up with the rest of us. He couldn't find a tray so he ransacked our kitchen until he found a frying pan, and used the frying pan to serve shots.... He poured and served shots for the rest of the night, drinking one shot for every shot he handed out someone else.... Eventually we found the frying pan in the pool the next morning.

Good luck Brett!

Not sure if we are talking about the same year but the year I was renting your house I found my frying pan in the driveway and it was used to serve shots. Crazy times

Anyways sorry to hear about Brett :(


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