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adultinnovation 11-07-2019 02:37 PM

Keanu Reeves' has a new girlfriend who looks like his Mum
 
https://i.postimg.cc/zB2xD6Rh/8o9.jpg

CaptainHowdy 11-07-2019 02:47 PM

Probably got tired of ripe and ready pussy . . .

escorpio 11-07-2019 03:06 PM

46 is young pussy to some of us, son.

The Porn Nerd 11-07-2019 03:10 PM

Isn't Keanu Reeves gay?

AmateurFlix 11-07-2019 03:14 PM

I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

JSWENSON 11-07-2019 03:17 PM

It is.....

JSWENSON 11-07-2019 03:18 PM

K is in his 50's.

https://larepublica.pe/resizer/DWASL...R4M66KGOJQ.jpg

https://specials-images.forbesimg.co....jpg?fit=scale

femdomdestiny 11-07-2019 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22557542)
Isn't Keanu Reeves gay?

even gay is better than being forced to watch "this" every day.

MaDalton 11-07-2019 05:28 PM

These threads are always great to identify the incels of GFY

CaptainHowdy 11-07-2019 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWENSON (Post 22557550)

Looks like she was cute back in her blooming days . . .

King Mark 11-07-2019 05:36 PM

Keanu has an army on imgur that would destroy you

King Mark 11-07-2019 05:36 PM

Also, in America we don't say mum. Where you from?

OneHungLo 11-07-2019 06:13 PM

From everything I've read about the dude he seems like a pretty normal guy. He's even very generous. Kind of hard to hate on him here.

Mr Pheer 11-07-2019 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWENSON (Post 22557550)

Seems like a normal, good looking couple to me.

JSWENSON 11-07-2019 06:27 PM

But she doesn't dye her hair so she'll get hate.

MaDalton 11-07-2019 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWENSON (Post 22557729)
But she doesn't dye her hair so she'll get hate.

imagine how sad your existence must be if you get joy from coming to a porn webmaster board to hate on the looks of another mans girlfriend

JSWENSON 11-07-2019 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 22557742)
imagine how sad your existence must be if you get joy from coming to a porn webmaster board to hate on the looks of another mans girlfriend

A big chunk of the crew here has gotten more and more bitter over the years. The ones that started out bitter went out of business. Weird place. :1orglaugh

NatalieK 11-07-2019 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix (Post 22557546)
I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

exactly this, so why is Helen Mirren part of this thread? No relation... :2 cents:

blackmonsters 11-07-2019 07:09 PM

Fuck up if true op.

:2 cents:

escorpio 11-07-2019 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22557720)
Seems like a normal, good looking couple to me.

And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

ilnjscb 11-07-2019 08:25 PM

He was one of David Geffen's boys so it is likely he swings both ways. Most of what A list stars do is carefully choreographed, since millions of dollars are at stake.

Helix 11-07-2019 08:42 PM

Impeach him!!
Reeeeeeeeee.

Grapesoda 11-07-2019 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation (Post 22557507)

yeah its weird to see an A list actor with an age appropriate girlfriend :2 cents:

Grapesoda 11-07-2019 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix (Post 22557546)
I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

yeah I can see that

Grapesoda 11-07-2019 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 22557660)
These threads are always great to identify the incels of GFY

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that an pointy elbows :thumbsup

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 11-07-2019 10:51 PM

He doesn't give a flying fuck what any of us think

MassMarketing 11-07-2019 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 22557839)
He doesn't give a flying fuck what any of us think

Bingo! Not two shits.

Ferus 11-07-2019 11:52 PM

Keanu Reeves got some love in his life again, and people try to spin that to something negative? is this what you idiots want?

I'm all for calling idiots and the competition out, but this? making fun of a genuine nice guy? really?

fuck that shit, I'm out...

fuzebox 11-08-2019 12:49 AM

I'd hit it.

pimpmaster9000 11-08-2019 12:51 AM

keanu is older than her like 6-7 years...

NatalieMojoHost 11-08-2019 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22557795)
And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

+1... I'm glad he isn't, and happy for him. He was very down for a very long time after what happened with his daughter being stillborn and the grief-caused divorce. KR is good people. That's one celeb I don't like people hating on.

MaDalton 11-08-2019 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22557865)
keanu is older than her like 6-7 years...

he's 55, she's 46

i don't see where the fucking problem is

but i guess now that every village idiot can access the internet, we have to live with these retards.

King Mark 11-08-2019 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22557800)
He was one of David Geffen's boys so it is likely he swings both ways. Most of what A list stars do is carefully choreographed, since millions of dollars are at stake.

Nah, Keanu rides the ny subway by himself with no security regularly. Nothing choreographed about that. Dude has no worries.

He's a genuinely good dude so that's the energy he gets back. I'm sure that woman is his real partner.

PR_Glen 11-08-2019 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22557795)
And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

a good opposing comparable is Drake and Kylie Jenner... whether they are dating or not Drake is only around her and her family for more views and likes and celebrity weight and despite growing up in the same place as Keanu, is a pure attention whore, with very little talent other than getting attention--his music is terrible (and i like a LOT of music, even pop!)

oh and she is as plastic and fake as humanly possible.

Grapesoda 11-08-2019 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22558044)
a good opposing comparable is Drake and Kylie Jenner... whether they are dating or not Drake is only around her and her family for more views and likes and celebrity weight and despite growing up in the same place as Keanu, is a pure attention whore, with very little talent other than getting attention--his music is terrible (and i like a LOT of music, even pop!)

oh and she is as plastic and fake as humanly possible.

It takes a lot of talent to manage the press and public to get money from them like the kardashians like Paris Hilton and like Drake

ilnjscb 11-08-2019 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 22557925)
Nah, Keanu rides the ny subway by himself with no security regularly. Nothing choreographed about that. Dude has no worries.

He's a genuinely good dude so that's the energy he gets back. I'm sure that woman is his real partner.

Maybe so, but if so he is an outlier

The Porn Nerd 11-08-2019 12:13 PM

I always liked Keanu. I'm happy for him. :)

MatureKing 11-08-2019 12:29 PM

Keanu my old fellow, but I never saw him.. just thoughts about him.. we were drive car on hills. And I was say something

NatalieK 11-08-2019 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22557852)
Keanu Reeves got some love in his life again, and people try to spin that to something negative? is this what you idiots want?

I'm all for calling idiots and the competition out, but this? making fun of a genuine nice guy? really?

fuck that shit, I'm out...

at least threads like this, they prove thereīs idiots on GFY. When I read these insults, it makes me realise not to listen to the ass wipes insulting me, they would insult anyone, whether itīs age, character or body, absolute twats...

The girlfriend has remained natural and Keanu is as sexy as ever :thumbsup

PR_Glen 11-08-2019 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22558098)
It takes a lot of talent to manage the press and public to get money from them like the kardashians like Paris Hilton and like Drake

yeah, that's why i like the rolling stones. they have such fantastic talent and abilities to manage the press and public the way they do. also why i like jack nicholson. his press management skills are off the charts!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, those people are shit stains and will be forgotten long from now and one of those examples you listed has already fallen the route of pauly shore.
Master P and Lil bowow were gigantic at one time. They will both be rich forever and are happy, that's great, but neither of them are talented either.

King Mark 11-08-2019 02:01 PM

Master P and the whole no limit got booed off the stage the other night lmao

Idigmygirls 11-08-2019 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWENSON (Post 22557550)

To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.

TrafficTitan 11-08-2019 07:05 PM

She looks like 66, he looks like 45

D Ghost 11-08-2019 08:02 PM

He's making a statement. And what he's essentially saying is ... "Hey, guys, it is cool to date older women." ("especially if they match you in a monochromatic fashion")

AmeliaG 11-09-2019 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Idigmygirls (Post 22558281)
To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.



Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Idigmygirls 11-09-2019 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22558741)
Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Top pic looks silver, bottom pic looks very clearly uncoloured grey with some residual black.

Silver is the wrong choice. IDC how expensive it is, his hair looks dark. In order for the couple not to look age-mismatched, she needs a colour that is younger looking.

Now, having said that, I admit that I'm no expert on women's hair, but I am an expert on what makes women look good, and her hair colour is definitely wrong for this pairing.

CaptainHowdy 11-09-2019 02:00 PM

Overall, isn't critiquing someone else's partner an evolutionary trait ? ?

Grapesoda 11-10-2019 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22558241)
yeah, that's why i like the rolling stones. they have such fantastic talent and abilities to manage the press and public the way they do. also why i like jack nicholson. his press management skills are off the charts!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, those people are shit stains and will be forgotten long from now and one of those examples you listed has already fallen the route of pauly shore.
Master P and Lil bowow were gigantic at one time. They will both be rich forever and are happy, that's great, but neither of them are talented either.

who pissed in your Cheerios? try and get over yourself will ya :thumbsup

candyflip 11-12-2019 09:01 AM

I love the silver hair on younger chicks (as in...not your typical silver fox). I think she's sexy.

Den BongaCash 11-12-2019 09:57 AM

If he's happy, why not? He really deserves it.


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