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AnimeFevers 05-28-2020 05:11 PM

Looking for high level coder (MySQL/PHP)
 
Looking for a experienced coder that has a really good understanding of MySQL/PHP

You will be working with my coder to help optimise a site that's almost using 100% cpu constantly, he will explain everything so you understand what it is you're working with.

Please send me an email if you're interested in the job, could end up being a long term thing.

Smack dat 05-28-2020 05:50 PM

I'm a high skool coder if that's any good?

OneHungLo 05-28-2020 06:29 PM

https://adultwebdev.com/

bean-aid 05-28-2020 06:56 PM

Bookmarked

The Porn Nerd 05-28-2020 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22675061)

Just quoting you 'cause I dig your cool Calvin Coolidge quote. :thumbsup

SexJoker 05-28-2020 11:40 PM

Hi! We could help. E-mail sent :)

faperoni 05-29-2020 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22675061)

@OneHungLo Thanks for the shoutout.

@AnimeFevers I see you added me on skype, lets chat later loday

plsureking 05-29-2020 06:47 AM

just tell your coder/host to turn on caching.

you can paypal me :1orglaugh

#porncms

celandina 05-29-2020 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SexJoker (Post 22675146)
Hi! We could help. E-mail sent :)

Real good guys, built two sites from me from scratch ! :thumbsup

PornDiscounts-V 05-30-2020 10:27 AM

Indexes...

adultinnovation 05-30-2020 10:44 AM


plsureking 06-01-2020 06:55 AM

this one is more relevant to the discussion..



:1orglaugh :thumbsup

(the solution is probably 20 minutes lol)

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AnimeFevers 06-02-2020 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 22675224)
just tell your coder/host to turn on caching.

you can paypal me :1orglaugh

#porncms

We have caching already :)

Quote:

have you figured this out?
Not yet, I'm contacting adultwebdev.com first since he's the first to respond.

SleepWalker 06-02-2020 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by faperoni (Post 22675177)
@OneHungLo Thanks for the shoutout.

@AnimeFevers I see you added me on skype, lets chat later loday

@faperoni, I also tried to catch you on skype, please check ;)

Lykos 06-02-2020 01:44 PM

i am sure https://quantox.com/ can help!
Drop an email vuk at quantox.com :thumbsup

raymor 06-04-2020 09:15 PM

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

AnimeFevers 06-11-2020 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor (Post 22679818)
As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

Neels seems pretty busy atm, I tried to message you on icq but it says your number doesn't exist.

OneHungLo 06-11-2020 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 22683421)
Neels seems pretty busy atm, I tried to message you on icq but it says your number doesn't exist.

Ray knows what he is doing. He's a nice guy, too.

AnimeFevers 06-11-2020 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22683438)
Ray knows what he is doing. He's a nice guy, too.

Does he have skype? His ICQ doesn't work.

sarettah 06-11-2020 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 22683467)
Does he have skype? His ICQ doesn't work.

Send him a pm.

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MFCT 06-12-2020 02:14 AM

If you're using shared hosting, then that's your problem. And there's nothing that can really be done about it. Business hosting is the only real solution. :2 cents:

Relic 06-12-2020 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 22679818)
As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

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sarettah 12-04-2020 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by theadultdev (Post 22783994)
You can also try theadultdev.com

Wibble

Just for info. Bumping 6 month old threads just so you can spam is not a great way to introduce yourself to the board, ya know?

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OneHungLo 12-04-2020 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 22679818)
As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

Ray, what's the best way to get ahold of you nowadays?

Dennis69 12-05-2020 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 22679818)
As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

Top notch right here!!

plsureking 12-05-2020 08:54 AM

i am way too high :rasta level

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ilnjscb 12-05-2020 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 22784367)
i am way too high :rasta

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fixed it for you


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