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Tube Ace 06-25-2021 09:36 PM

When you text a hooker but she don't reply for 2 hours, how long do you wait to see her?
 
Asking for a friend alone in Mexico.

yuu.design 06-26-2021 06:52 AM

If you don't have another option... just wait, if you have more options.. don't wait

CaptainHowdy 06-26-2021 06:56 AM

I give hookers a 10-15 minute window to reply . . . then my libido moves onto the next one.

blackmonsters 06-26-2021 06:58 AM

I go to bars and get free pussy like normal men.

:2 cents:

plsureking 06-26-2021 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu.design (Post 22879909)
If you don't have another option... just wait, if you have more options.. don't wait

that is relevant in many situations :1orglaugh

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CurrentlySober 06-26-2021 07:56 AM

i cunt a4d2c a hooker... :(

ruff 06-26-2021 09:47 AM

How much are hookers these days?

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 10:32 AM

I have a confession to make...

I created this thread because I thought I could correctly guess how many thread replies it would take blackmonsters to reply with "yo mamma". I was half right.

The 5th poll answer:

"you may just ignore me3, possibly"

(y)ou (m)ay (j)ust (i)gnore me(3), (p)possibly

(y)o (m)amma (j)oke (i)n, (3) (p)osts

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22880028)
How much are hookers these days?

Depends on location.

In Cancun, asking prices are $25-$100 USD/hr https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/quintana-roo/cancun/

sandman! 06-26-2021 10:44 AM

depends if there are better options :2 cents::2 cents:

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22879915)
I go to bars and get free pussy like normal men.

:2 cents:

Okay, but this case you’re a successful businessman who values his time and has little patience.

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 10:59 AM

Furthermore, the bars all closed at 11pm because of COVID curfew due to surging rates (possibly increased from hookers).

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 22880057)
depends if there are better options :2 cents::2 cents:

Let’s say she’s the most appealing option on LatAm backpage. How much of a buffer time would you need? Is there such thing as “sloppy seconds” at this point?

CaptainHowdy 06-26-2021 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22880048)
I have a confession to make...

I created this thread because I thought I could correctly guess how many thread replies it would take blackmonsters to reply with "yo mamma". I was half right.

The 5th poll answer:

"you may just ignore me3, possibly"

(y)ou (m)ay (j)ust (i)gnore me(3), (p)possibly

(y)o (m)amma (j)oke (i)n, (3) (p)osts

Man, if my mamma was a hooker I would have ask her to allow any of her female colleagues to pickle my cucumber at a much younger age.

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22879914)
I give hookers a 10-15 minute window to reply . . . then my libido moves onto the next one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22880075)
Man, if my mamma was a hooker I would have ask her to allow any of her female colleagues to pickle my cucumber at a much younger age.

Your honesty is appreciated.

OneHungLo 06-26-2021 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22879915)
I go to bars and get free pussy like normal men.

:2 cents:

I saw your dishrag. You're not getting laid.

blackmonsters 06-26-2021 02:54 PM

No real men were butt hurt in this thread.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 06-26-2021 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22880064)
Okay, but this case you’re a successful businessman who values his time and has little patience.

By your own words you are not successful at getting pussy;
even when you try to pay for it.


:winkwink:

Major (Tom) 06-26-2021 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22879915)
I go to bars and get free pussy like normal men.

:2 cents:

We all pay for it one way or another, Son

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 05:09 PM

I am a master of Tinder https://i.redd.it/6l5pstr1on771.png

Major (Tom) 06-26-2021 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22880178)
I am a master of Tinder https://i.redd.it/6l5pstr1on771.png

Lmfao
Did you see that article about leftist girls seeking Trump supporters? It’s a real thing:

blackmonsters 06-26-2021 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22880178)
I am a master of Tinder

Dude, you made this thread because you can't even pay for some pussy.

:helpme

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 06:20 PM

Not really.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperbole

I really am a Tinder Chad.

https://scontent.fmid3-1.fna.fbcdn.n...6f&oe=60DCAD16

AmeliaG 06-26-2021 08:47 PM

If you are paying, it is not about the relationship, so why would you play hard to get?

Major (Tom) 06-26-2021 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22880242)
If you are paying, it is not about the relationship, so why would you play hard to get?

One is always paying... until one reaches that age

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22880242)
If you are paying, it is not about the relationship, so why would you play hard to get?

I meant in time passed since she was with her last client, not playing head games. That’s funny though.

Tube Ace 06-26-2021 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22879915)
I go to bars and get free pussy like normal men.

:2 cents:


ruff 06-26-2021 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 22880164)
We all pay for it one way or another, Son

This is truth.

blackmonsters 06-27-2021 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22880134)
No real men were butt hurt in this thread.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-27-2021 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22880242)
If you are paying, it is not about the relationship, so why would you play hard to get?

Hookers are still women . . .

Mr Pheer 06-29-2021 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22880491)
Hookers are still women . . .

Not all of them. According to a friend.

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2021 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22881864)
Not all of them. According to a friend.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .


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