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baddog

10-19-2021 12:34 PM

I accidentally bought single-ply TP

I have no idea the last time I had that stuff in my home.

I will be giving it to homeless people around here.

CurrentlySober

10-19-2021 12:41 PM

Sending positive thoughts, hope 'n prayers. Stay strong brother x

InfoGuy

10-19-2021 12:45 PM

https://img.totallandscapecare.com/f...15955633-1.png

blackmonsters

10-19-2021 01:12 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Colmike9

10-19-2021 01:17 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_th...DDWsAAapz2.jpg

baddog

10-19-2021 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22925964)

Sending positive thoughts, hope 'n prayers. Stay strong brother x

I knew you could relate.

baddog

10-19-2021 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy (Post 22925967)

https://img.totallandscapecare.com/f...15955633-1.png

I thought about giving it away at Halloween but quickly thought better of it.

baddog

10-19-2021 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 22925974)

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_th...DDWsAAapz2.jpg

This stuff is so thin, that might be how it was done.

CurrentlySober

10-19-2021 01:42 PM

Kinda like a gateway roll, if you get my meaning, so please be careful...

You start off with double ply, then get used to single, and before you know it, you've joined me on the darkside where you dont bother to use any at all...

OneHungLo

10-19-2021 02:45 PM

One of the sweet luxuries I miss. I live out in the sticks, and since there is no sewer system here our TP has to be "septic safe" i.e. single ply.

baddog

10-19-2021 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22925983)

I call it the 30 Day Challenge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22926008)

One of the sweet luxuries I miss. I live out in the sticks, and since there is no sewer system here our TP has to be "septic safe" i.e. single ply.

Yeah, several years ago I bought a house in Indiana; that shit hadn't even crossed my mind, but it was a factor.

BaldBastard

10-19-2021 03:44 PM

Helpful tip video.

blackmonsters

10-19-2021 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22926032)

Helpful tip video.

:321GFY :error

:1orglaugh

ruff	10-19-2021 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy (Post 22925967)

https://img.totallandscapecare.com/f...15955633-1.png

One ply is the weapon of choice for Halloween terrorists. It stays where it's thrown, but I personally don't know anything about that and I was never here.

k0nr4d

10-19-2021 11:50 PM

I remember once I was visiting my dad in Toronto, and went to take a shit. God damn, he had the fucking nicest toilet paper I've ever touched. It had the consistency of cloth. I felt like wiping my ass had cost him a fortune. The best I was able to find here was 3-ply but it was nothing even close to that.

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".

baddog

10-20-2021 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22926032)

Helpful tip video.

He was using two-ply. I have a friend (she used to post here) that spent a lot of time in India; she said it was all about sand and one square of TP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22926115)

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".

This is VERY thin single-ply. You can see through it.

Colmike9

10-20-2021 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22926115)

Sounds like Charmin

ruff	10-20-2021 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22926115)

Konrad, are you sure it wasn't the guest towel?

Mr Pheer

10-21-2021 01:22 AM

I thought everyone had a bidet now from the last time we ran out of toilet paper?

I've got about 100 rolls stored under my stairs. The good quilted stuff, not that sandpaper that Baddog bought :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog

10-21-2021 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22926513)

This stuffisn't thick enough to be sandpaper.

CurrentlySober

10-21-2021 08:17 AM

When are this years GFY awards due to start? I want to enter this, under the 'Educational' thread of the year.

candyflip

10-21-2021 12:02 PM

That's the horrible shit we have to keep in the RV.

Look Chang

10-21-2021 08:14 PM

Better use a bum gun ... :stoned

https://www.thebumgun.com/wp-content...sprayer_06.jpg

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