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Tube Ace 12-24-2021 04:39 PM
I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men
 
I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I would introduce her to. She actually had the nerve to get upset! Can you believe that?

I asked her if she knew any women she could introduce me to that would pay me to have sex with because I would do it for us if I could. She said "no" with a disgusted look on her face. I asked her, "am I not good looking enough?". She said "no, you're very handsome, but women don't have to pay for sex".

I asked "why not?". "Because dick is free" she said. "Ah, I see. Thanks for proving my point from the other day when you asked why it's cool for men to have sex with a lot of women, but women are shamed for doing the same".

I think I can turn her out within a few more weeks!

lezinterracial 12-24-2021 05:05 PM
Just leave some money on her pillow. But I don't think $100 is enough, my girlfriend will still not talk to me.

I keep texting her that I don't like recurring costs. She's still got me blocked.

eurorevenuecom 12-24-2021 05:16 PM


"Are you my pimp?"
Oh dear God don't say that
I'm your manager, your boyfriend, you're agent, your mack
Now I'm a do my hair baby, I'll be right back
Because we gotta look good when we hits the track
Now your real name? "Shirl"
Yeah, we gotta change that
I think I'll call you Apple, cause your ass is kinda fat

brassmonkey 12-24-2021 05:16 PM
yeah post your case to the police. even if you are joking u are asking for problems from popo!!!

Tube Ace 12-24-2021 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22947128)
yeah post your case to the police. even if you are joking u are asking for problems from popo!!!
It's all good. I took her out of the country to do this, so less chance of getting caught. I told her if she wants to keep traveling with me, she just has to see a few guys per week.

brassmonkey 12-24-2021 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22947156)
It's all good. I took her out of the country to do this, so less chance of getting caught. I told her if she wants to keep traveling with me, she just has to see a few guys per week.
yeah right! fun story!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tube Ace 12-24-2021 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 22947126)
Just leave some money on her pillow. But I don't think $100 is enough, my girlfriend will still not talk to me.

I keep texting her that I don't like recurring costs. She's still got me blocked.
These broads don't know a good thing, even if it smacks them in the face!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-24-2021 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eurorevenuecom (Post 22947127)


"Are you my pimp?"
Oh dear God don't say that
I'm your manager, your boyfriend, you're agent, your mack
Now I'm a do my hair baby, I'll be right back
Because we gotta look good when we hits the track
Now your real name? "Shirl"
Yeah, we gotta change that
I think I'll call you Apple, cause your ass is kinda fat
Never knew Ice T had a little R Kelly in him.

If I was your girlfriend, I would do it for you, Tube!

CurrentlySober 12-25-2021 04:04 AM
Noob!

You dont 'ask' her... You 'tell' her...

Grapesoda 12-25-2021 08:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 22947123)
I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I would introduce her to. She actually had the nerve to get upset! Can you believe that?

I asked her if she knew any women she could introduce me to that would pay me to have sex with because I would do it for us if I could. She said "no" with a disgusted look on her face. I asked her, "am I not good looking enough?". She said "no, you're very handsome, but women don't have to pay for sex".

I asked "why not?". "Because dick is free" she said. "Ah, I see. Thanks for proving my point from the other day when you asked why it's cool for men to have sex with a lot of women, but women are shamed for doing the same".

I think I can turn her out within a few more weeks!
Have all your buddies that are already fucking her behind your back, give you a few bucks

CaptainHowdy 12-26-2021 06:29 PM
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brassmonkey 12-26-2021 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22947616)
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