GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Hiring Looking for assistant 1-2 days a week

Hello! I'm looking for a digital assistant to help me knock items off my to-do list 1 to 2 days a week. The following are just a few of the things I need help with:

help manage my remote staff (help monitor what they're doing/quality of work)
help me with sponsor administration (signing up to new sponsors, closing down old sponsors, managing link codes, getting content, etc)
help with site testing
help writing documentation, text, manuals, etc for FreeOnes
gathering stats to help me make decisions
many other fun administrative things

What I'm Looking for in an Assistant

First and foremost, I'm looking for someone who's going to make my life easier and let me focus on more important tasks vs. routine clean ups or monitoring. This person will:

have great spoken english
be available between 9-5 amsterdam time
willing to do calls to talk and share screens
has a good internet connection
is dependable. I.E. is given a task and completes it
is able to see problems with current workflows and can suggest improvements
can work independently

HUGE bonus... having knowledge about how affiliate marketing and its tools work. I shouldn't need to explain what link codes are, FHGs, campaigns, etc.

The hourly rate can be anywhere between $10 - $15 USD, depending on the candidate.

If you would like to help me save what little sanity I have left at this point, please mail me at [email protected]. Please tell me about yourself, work you've done in the past and why you think you should be my assistant.

Looking forward to hearing from you!