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08-27-2022 02:06 AM |
Some girls get all the luck !
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AN NHS worker has described her horror after getting “a mouthful of poo” in the sea...
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https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/2077...g-bexhill-sea/
TBH, It reads like some kinda erotic fiction - Detailed descriptions of how she saw all the signs, but couldnt resist going ahead anyway...
Quote:
“We went down on the disabled ramp and waited for our friends to come, we saw some poo floating around and assumed a child had had an accident so we walked back a bit.
“I said ‘it does smell quite sewagey’ and my partner said it was likely seaweed.
“Our friends then turned up and I said ‘I’m not going in this bit because there’s poo floating around’ and they said ‘yeah we saw that last night when we came down’.
“We thought it was strange but didn’t think much of it.”
The group walked on to the Galley Hill area of the beach and saw what they thought was mud.
Tracy said: “It was really thick, slimy, smelly, disgusting mud, so we carried on to try to get past it.
“Eventually we went into the water, which was itself quite dark, and it sounded a bit gloopy.
“We went in with the dogs, who weren’t overly enthused about going in which was odd.
“Anyway, so we splashed around for about ten minutes and I thought actually this doesn't even feel right - it felt a bit slimy.
“At that point I kind of stood up, I was up to maybe my waist, then I realised that actually all around us was poo. I was like ‘oh my god’.
“The dogs started to get all excited and as we were trying to get out, the dog splashed me all over and it landed all in my mouth and up my nose.”
Tracy rushed home to masterbate...
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Anyhoo, it's given me my morning fap material and set me up for the day, sio I thought.. Why not share? :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup |
