How many Children do you have?
 

Only one. Actually, my only regret in life - I would have like to have had more...

I have 5 kids various ages 16 - 14 - two 10 and a 7 year old.

Very proud dad here and difficult starting the day without surprise hugs an kisses much less the times we chill and talk about their lives. BTW - apparently I've practices my whole life to be master of the dumb dad jokes :) It's a daily thing that keeps them smiling.

No matter how tough my day has been - putting them down for bed always warms my heart and makes me feel positive for the next day. I'll miss them when they move out.

Millions of potential kids in my nutsac . . .

That's quite a few in a tight stretch, congratulations and impressed with the energy. :winkwink:

I have a stack of dad joke books on the coffee table, let me know if you need to borrow a few!

LOL I just may want to do that. Right now most of them are off the top of my head and get a good laugh but I'm on borrowed time LOL

I have one and it has been the best thing to happen in my life!

Want more but it is going to be impossible to find unvaxxed pussy in Canada... lol

Not sure how many I have. I never stick around long enough to find out if the kid is mine or not.

But seriously, I want somebody to create a dating + surrogacy website, something like https://expecting.ai/ where I can have the option of obtaining full custody and choose to date the mother and keep her in our kids' life for as long as I see fit.



There are unvaxxed Dating Sites https://unjected.com/

Not sure how many Canadian members there are, or if it's only US.

So each masturbation or blowjob or sodomy would be a potential holocaust. :jerkoff:stoned

3 daughters and two granddaughters. My poor husband.

I don't like children. They are annoying me...

Inner child counts? 4 legged ones that meows counts? No? OK, then 'only' 1. Now move on, he needs my attention.

Sorry if this pisses anyone off, but...

Online dating is for losers and people who can't socialize. Like seriously, swiping for pussy on a phone? You have to setup a profile and write some stupid shit about yourself?

The ULTIMATE way to meet women is to be outgoing, fun, and social, and go places where you can use you charm and wit to meet women. Also, online dating is 100% responsible for creating more incels and dimwit bitches who cannot even handle a conversation at a bar without thinking someone is trying to harass them. Clearly there have been some dorks who do harass women in public, but the overall social vibe has been totally fucked from online dating.

Online dating DESTROYS serendipity.

Anytime I meet a woman who is super into her phone, you know she has total brain rot. You meet women who barely use a phone and they're some of the most social, interesting, and present people you'll meet.

During COVID, I used online dating only because I was banned from everywhere for not taking the vaccine, after banging 3 20-somethings as a 42 year old man, I thought to myself... how shit is this that when I'm bored, I can just pickup my phone, arrange a date, meet up, usually fuck hours after the first meeting, then have no interest in talking to them again. Feels like a canned hunt, like shooting fish in a barrel. So unsatisfying and lame. I don't even remember those three women's names. One looked just like Lena The Plug but was Iranian and had the hugest pierced tits. I made her a steak dinner 4 hours after meeting her and fucked her on my mattress on the floor like a wild animal, came twice, once on her, and another in her mouth.

After that... what's left to do with her? Do I really want to get to know her? I already did!

Like seriously... why would I want to participate in that shit? It's fucking ridiculous and so easy. You just have to say the same jokes to different women, seduce them, fuck them, and then... what exactly? It's so soulless and lame. Literally flirting with women on your phone while you're taking a shit. Teddy K is rolling in his grave.

From someone who's done all that when younger - you'll eventually see that the lifestyle you have embraced is also soulless and lame. I married 3 times in my life and fortunately at 62 have the right woman that I've been married to for longer than most and 5 kids. This is meaningful and brings true happiness. Single can do that as well - but after a while you do get tired of the same shit all the time as you grow older.

Officially, I had a daughter with my first wife and a son with the second. But I don't know if I didn't have others with the over 2000 "short-times" I had with hot girls from Southeast Asia where I have lived for more than twenty years...

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