The funny things kids say
 

We were out camping and it was late, so we were sitting around the campfire and my 15 year old nephew commented on how I was on my 6th beer already and my 5 year old boy looked at me and said "Dad, you must be real thirsty", ha ha ha.

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cute

lol aint kids a good thing

uhm, no.

you then took off your belt and beat the crap out of him for making you look like an alcoholic. you then fell and passed out near the fire.

um yeah i'm on the phone the other day talking to someone about my recent trip to the orthopedist. I was using the word orthopedist several times in the conversation and my 6 year old is sitting by me and says "mom, quit saying penis" I just kind of laughed it off. I got off the phone and he said why were you saying penis so much and I asked him if he knew what that meant and he said "yeah, it's something you eat" I was mortified and asked him what he meant and he says "you know on fear factor they eat penis" I was relieved and laughed and I said oh you mean cow penis and he said "yes" I then explained what a penis was and he ran to the bathroom dry heaving and almost puked.

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That's soo cute:)

well he is right. And your an good example of a dad :winkwink:

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ROFL, ha ha ha. Actually, I'm not much of a drinker, I only go out to drink like once every couple of months and that's to the bars where the kids aren't, ha ha ha.

With camping season here, it'll be a little more often because it's just soooo damn relaxing around the fire at night with family/friends around.