Bad Jokes Thread ;)
 

Why do Chinese kids do not believe in Santa???













Because they make the Toys :upsidedow

Why don't skeletons fight each other in bed? They don't have the guts, and neither does their partner because they're both fucking bone dry.

Shortest joke....


Baby seal walks into a club....

What did the ghetto kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.

How do you really piss off an Asian?

Tell him he is bad at math. :)

Last time I told my favourite 'Bad Joke' on here, a mod was so disgusted they deleted my post! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

100% true! :thumbsup

I witnessed quite a scene today!

There were tons of police cars on the bridge, and I was wondering what was going on. So I got out of my car to check it out, and there was a girl who was about to jump off the bridge.

At the same time, 4 or 5 bikers show up, and one of them — a real beast of a guy — gets off his bike and walks toward the girl. One of the cops says, “Hey! What are you doing??”
Probably didn’t want to miss his chance to become a legend…

So the biker says to the cop, “Let me handle this, big guy.”
Then he turns to the girl and says, “How about one last kiss from a real man before you jump?”
And the girl says yes! She starts making out with the biker passionately — like full-on tongue action — while the biker looks at his buddies and gives them a big thumbs-up...

Even the cops and the other bikers were like, “Damn, now that was a kiss, buddy!”

Then the biker tells the girl, “You should come ride with me — I’d give you a life of freedom and adventure… But tell me, why do you want to end your life?”

The girl replies: “Well… my parents won’t let me dress like a girl!”

Now I’m not so sure if she jumped… or if she got pushed!!!

Best family guy joke . . .

What was the joke?