GFY I need help, bad... I am an addict at rock bottom
 

I am addicted... to SKINWALKER FUCKING RANCH!!! HELP!!!!!!!

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I barely got any work done, I didn't even clean up and now I have double the normal amount of mice in my place, my baby momma is pissed because I didn't answer her calls after she was so nice to bring me Mickey D's last time I was hungover... Last 3-4 days of my life has been powerwatching the entire series non-stop 24/7.

But seriously guys, I am addicted. Skinwalker Ranch... what the fuck is going on? How is a rich ass dude like Brandon Fugal even interested in scamming people, he's already rich as fuck... why? It makes no sense. The only thing that makes sense is that Dr. Travis is CIA and the whole show is scripted loosely so they can disclose what they know about E.T.'s without the public freaking out.

Anyways, shooting off rockets, flamethrowers, drone swarms, even if it is all bullshit, the show looks fun as hell! It is basically like an adult man's fantasy of having a backyard full of explosive and dangerous toys and tech to play with. :thumbsup

You have ADHD.

Adderall.....

Have you even freaking watched the show?!?!?! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY:thumbsup

Quiet fatty

What if the aliens are here to harvest Big Macs?

Dude, grow up, you have a child!

What if your kid (that she has sole custody of) was having an emergency?

You piss me off bro.

I was joking!!!!!!

Sheesh!

Bad parenting is almost intregral part of great artistry . . .

I hope so 👀

If you saw the silliness planned for my kid's upcoming birthday, you'd know I was joking!

I thought my style of silly posts gave away that I embellish the truth a bit to have some fun here.

I AM, however, obsessed with Skinwalker Ranch! What a bizarre show!

I can't believe NOONE on this board likes Skinwalker Ranch!