Don Lapre has sunk to a new low
 

this infomercial is just over the top.... lol

this poor guy has been reduced to whoring snake oil. If you haven't seen the middle of the night infomercial yet, you gotta look for it sometime.... it's pure comedy.

http://www.greatestvitaminsandminerals.com/

who the hell is that?

just sad.

don lapre is my sugar daddy

Next thing you know he'll be doing informercials on a joing Matrix ACACIA venture.

:321GFY

he must be back in his one-bedroom apartment.

he should take out tiny ads in newspapers to sell the vitamins.

didn't he get bent over and fucked on the classified ad thing? I can't remember the details, but I thought his company fucked him on his contract or something....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

maybe he should've thought about going to college...LOL

:glugglug :helpme

that jackass, and his commercials have put me to sleep many drunken nights.

yeah that crook got axed and they continued to use him on their infomercials......... i like how he promised to have your very own website built to promite his products :1orglaugh

Don lapre is awsome... he is slick

lol.... the hand gestures he makes every third word is priceless.

Don Lapre should sell porn!

See it now...

"This is not just pussy I am selling here, you get this Blow Job completely free and if you act now! Guess what? We are going to do. Thats right the bitches are going to come to your house and fuck you and your friends! You got a wife you say? To take care of that we will send a Stunt cock out also!
How do I get all of this you ask...
Well let me tell you more of what you get by calling this number..."

he has the entheusism for it

The guy is my idol :winkwink:

I thought he was in jail.

:321GFY

This is just to funny

every third word? you obviously haven't seen tony robbins...he has a different hand gesture for every word of the english language.

haha anyone have his e-mail I'll sell them a better domain

vita-mins.com

Still not as bad as that Oxy Clean guy...

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Infomercials bum me out. That's when I know I have to fall a sleep because there isn't anything good on TV and I am usually too tired to read a book!! Then there are the few occasions when I find them entertaining to watch. :smokin

Last night at a bar I seen Brad Richdale, Don Lapre, and Carlton SHeets come in and start picking up chicks left and right. Those fuckers know how to make bitches ACT NOW. I overheard Don saying, "Get me off within the next 30 minutes and I'll include Carlton's 'Quick Start' guide, absolutely FREE". Apparently Carlton never agreed to such a deal, so he sucker punched Don right at the bar - oh man what a night.

I saw it a few weeks ago. It wasn't as enticing as his old ones and I bet it will bomb.

that guy is all about making money. no matter what he touches makes money, people will buy it if his face is slapped on the side of it, so why not take advantage?

hes the dude who made over $10 million from his apartment by palcing classifieds ads, or selling the idea of placing classified to idiots:1orglaugh

LMAO!! I remember his informercial for his stupid money making shit lol

you have to know who don lapre is!

sells tiny ads from his 1 bedroom apartment, he use to be a painter, until he sold products and became rich,

recap.

he made up 10 products on cd. made a commercial got a loan for airtime. scammed people to buy the products. then became rich.

The guy is a classic rags to riches.. even if he has sorta sold out with the infomercial deal. Can't blame the guy for loving to watch his bank account become swollen beyond belief, however.. make sure his kids and grandkids don't have to work as hard as he did.

I didn't check it all out yet... but he should be promoting a MLM / AFFILIATE PROGRAM for this "greatest vitamin in the world" since his following is entrepreneurs...

But either way, it'll probably do ok.

I don't think Don is headed for a job as a security guard or running for next Califoronia gov election just yet....


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Don lost his ass in a bad deal with his last
MLM Get Rich projects.

Last I heard, he was Hood Rich.

About 6 months back, he had some sob story apology on
his website www.donlapre.com ( down ). He was sorry
for all those who were screwed by his crappy program
and customer service.

It's people like him that made me rich, lol

:thumbsup

ROTFLMAO!

maybe they made a typo somewhere
http://www.greatestvitaminsandminera...pportunity.htm

Imagine getting paid $1000 or up to $200 a month for the rest of your life every single time you get just 20 people to try our amazing vitamin!

jeez and they are using this huge ass font on some pages, how horrible
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Carlton Sheets is his father.

i've read a couple of books about producing infomercials and they always run the campaigns in test cities like buttfuck idaho and dingleberry mississippi before they ever take them national. they do this to test various pricing levels, bonus products and upsell products and services.

if you have seen it and don't live in some tiny little town in the midwest somewhere then it's already profitable.

maybe not $100,000,000 profitable like thighmaster, but it's making money.

He's no where near as entertaining as my favorite guy,
http://www.shopping-as-seen-on-tv.com/juiceman-jay.jpg

The only person on TV selling something that's worth a shit.

Behold, the powah of cheese...


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he's ron popeil's bitch. spray on hair anybody? :Graucho