The worst thing to say after sex ?
 

What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

Suggestions :


- Did you like it ?

- Was I better then your ex ?

- Do you think my cock is too small ?

i farted

"Damn at first I thought you were a woman"

Next...

I have an STD.

just leave the cash on the table, and on your way out, will you send your sister in? thanks, see ya tuesday.

When are you leaving?

What was your name again?

the wrong name, or even worse, her sister's name

hahahahahah

you wernt bad but your dad was better

your mum was better

"Did you forget to throw away that chopped liver last week, or is that your pussy I'm smelling ?"

You mother was better

"who are all you people?"

How Mutch

did u feel me in there?

That would be a good one :thumbsup

"you'd better take an hiv test"

That happened to me last weekend!
LOL


Hi Steve :)

I think my condom fell off inside you

are u itching yet? I am

I have to go home now :1orglaugh

Can I have some cookies now grandma?

"I think i may have had to take a shit"

hey,... wanna take a nice brisk walk in the park?

You definitely ain't a Snickers...cause I'm not satisfied...but you could pass for a mounds...(only if she's stacked) :mad:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh funny thread

I'll give you 500 Korzon points to go home right now.

Glad you did cooperate.

Otherwise I had to rape you, chop you in pieces, and dump your remains.

I would never take NO for an answer.

Wanna fuck again ?

:sleep

you wanna try my friend next?

hahaha

Girl's all time favorite...

when are you going to start?

sexpedo: want a happy meal now?

Your pussy smells

sexped: this will be our little secret.

"gotta go take care of some business"
They always give you that sad puppy look when you say that. Truth hurts!

"I think we woke up my parents"

do you know if your sister has plans tomorrow night?

it ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Ohh, btw. what's your name? :glugglug

The worse thing I said afterwards was Damn your like a dead fuck, I will say this I WILL NEVER SAY That again.... She is my ex now and till this day she rembers it and sorry just don't work this was 7 years ago when I said it.

TOM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's a funny one

I want to have your abortion.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i crapped my diaper

I VOTE FOR THIS ONE!! :thumbsup

"Please pass the TV remote to me, honey"

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Gee I hope those sores in my mouth clear up soon!

I sharted:1orglaugh