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eddie-executive 04-19-2004 08:38 PM

All you fat asses how can i gain weight like you?
 
:1orglaugh Maybe not as much as you. I'm 6'3 about 180lbs i can never break the 180 mark. All i eat is garbage, Mc D's, Pizza, junkfood, i love chicken. I think cause im only 26 i have a fast metabolism. Ok fatties gimme your secrets:1orglaugh

BiggleJones 04-19-2004 08:39 PM

nah...Im only 25, and I gain weight easily. When I lived in TX, I just sat at the computer for about 10 hours a day, and the only times I'd get up, I'd go to a restaurant and eat steak. I gained about 30 lbs doing that.

dirtyone 04-19-2004 08:40 PM

my secret is... you will probably die of a heart attack long before me.

:1orglaugh

eddie-executive 04-19-2004 08:43 PM

I play alot of basketball too i forgot to mention:1orglaugh Sometimes 4 hours a day

maxdaname 04-19-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddie-executive
:1orglaugh Maybe not as much as you. I'm 6'3 about 180lbs i can never break the 180 mark. All i eat is garbage, Mc D's, Pizza, junkfood, i love chicken. I think cause im only 26 i have a fast metabolism. Ok fatties gimme your secrets:1orglaugh
I feel your pain! I'm 5'6 though...and I can't break the 140 mark! Damn Metabolism!:helpme

Spunky 04-19-2004 08:46 PM

Pork chops and lots of them :thumbsup

NiTe-HaWk 04-19-2004 08:48 PM

don't exercise, eat the crap you eat now, sleep, and watch movies all day

eddie-executive 04-19-2004 08:52 PM

Haha i got the sleep down too i can sleep 12 hours easy sometimes:helpme

eddie-executive 04-19-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Pork chops and lots of them :thumbsup

MMMM love fried breaded pork chops dipped in applesauce fucking great:thumbsup

Ic3m4nZ 04-19-2004 08:53 PM

Start to eat well.
Train like a motherfucker and buy weight gainer.
Best solution if you don't do this and you continue to eat your garbache food it's a matter of time before you have cholesterol and that's deadly ( you might have it already )

digifan 04-19-2004 08:54 PM

Eat lots of sweets maybe? Whipped cream, candies and the like? And a six pack every night.
:helpme

SoBeGirl Video 04-19-2004 08:55 PM

FAT?

eddie-executive 04-19-2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Start to eat well.
Train like a motherfucker and buy weight gainer.
Best solution if you don't do this and you continue to eat your garbache food it's a matter of time before you have cholesterol and that's deadly ( you might have it already )


I've been playing basketball almost every winter and summer since 1992 freshman in highschool. No time for my arteries to clog.:)

Lane 04-19-2004 08:57 PM

you are not eating enough, believe me.. i met many people saying the same thing, they think they do eat a lot, but they actually don't. i have yet to meet an exception.

eat more than what you do already and you will gain weight, simple as that.

Dildozer 04-19-2004 08:58 PM

Quit smoking.

I'm like you i have a fast metabolism and can pretty much eat anything i want. I eat shit too and i don't do alot of exercise. I quit smoking almost 6 months ago and gained a few, probably the only way for me to gain. Also if you drink coffee you might wanna stop taking anything with stimulants like caffeine since it speeds up the metabolism.

mindoza 04-19-2004 09:00 PM

Home cooked high fat meals. eat portions for many...grazing into the wee hrs of the morning.

Huggles 04-19-2004 09:02 PM

Easy:


1. Goto a Gym supply store
2. Buy some protein weight gainer. You can get 3500 calorie shakes.
3. Work out, get huge.

erehwon 04-19-2004 09:07 PM

Breyers Mint Ice Cream with Oreo c00kies

How can you go wrong with 170 calories from half a cup of ice cream and 70 of those calories are fat. :1orglaugh

kowntafit 04-19-2004 09:16 PM

I'm in the same boat as you dude. No matter what I eat or how much of it, it doesnt do shit. I'm only 18 though so I'll probably put on weight when my metabalism slows down. Being a bit chunkier would be cool but getting fat wouldn't. There is atleast one good thing how you can just pig out on anything and never have to worry about getting fat. :2 cents:

Spunky 04-19-2004 09:18 PM

Once you hit 30 you will have no problems...it's trying to keep it off is the struggle

Lace 04-19-2004 09:41 PM

I'm a skinny little fuck.

5'11" and about 150lbs. :(

Lace 04-19-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Easy:


1. Goto a Gym supply store
2. Buy some protein weight gainer. You can get 3500 calorie shakes.
3. Work out, get huge.

Haha you wish it was this easy. I've got about 10 different bottles of Nitro + Cell Tech and other shit sitting behind me I take..And I haven't gained a pound.

NoCarrier 04-19-2004 09:45 PM

Just go to Elite parties man..

Sleazydream knows about it :glugglug

http://xxxdesign.net/part1.jpg

Ic3m4nZ 04-19-2004 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Just go to Elite parties man..

Sleazydream knows about it :glugglug

http://xxxdesign.net/part1.jpg

:1orglaugh

reynold 04-19-2004 09:50 PM

Gain weight? That's easy! Eat lots of junk foods, pizza, & sodas. Don't exercise and stay glued to your TV or comp instead of going out.

pimplink 04-20-2004 01:48 AM

Just be a lazy, over-eating, fully-pampered guy and you're on your way!

FiReC 04-20-2004 02:25 AM

drink more beer.


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