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Mutt 08-07-2004 08:40 PM

Small Penis Guys -------->>
 
hi :thumbsup

i wanted to give you a place to gather together and find support from others with small penises like you. you can come in here and tell small penis horror stories without any shame or fear of ridicule. give tips on how to stuff your pants, how to have a permanent semi boner so you look bigger, expose all the penis growth quacks you've wasted thousands of dollars on, anything to do with small penis is grist for the mill in here.

if you are in here to mock the people with small penises - fuck off.

Lycanthrope 08-07-2004 08:42 PM

Mine is kinda small, but it spins

PenisFace 08-07-2004 08:42 PM

im not small, but I wish i could add one more inch. Haven't spent any money on anything, but i tried "jelqing" or whatever its called for a while. No results :)

RightHandMan 08-07-2004 09:29 PM

i suffer from the small penis disease...you fuckers have no idea what its like to get laughed at by a woman because your dick is so small...:feels-hot

Oncle_Benny 08-07-2004 09:33 PM

I have a HUGE penis ...I wish I had a small one like you guys. I envy you :bowdown

Donny 08-07-2004 09:34 PM

Mine's not that big around, but it makes up for it by being really damn short.

RightHandMan 08-07-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
I have a HUGE penis ...I wish I had a small one like you guys. I envy you :bowdown
Ive heard girls laugh at you because you actually thought she was gonna let you stick your elephant cock in her...

They turn you down because your too big.....

Women would rather have me finger them with my pinki then let me fuck them...im going to go shoot myself...

Rawz 08-07-2004 09:57 PM

I here this works pretty good
http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=1231

abadfish 08-07-2004 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rawz
I here this works pretty good
http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=1231

Would you recommend it without a referral code? :)

Zerof8 08-07-2004 10:34 PM

one of my friends said shaving the jungle around your johnson will make it look much bigger. he said it makes average look humungous, an optical illusion of sorts. i dont know just what I was told.

xclusive 08-07-2004 10:36 PM

I have a small penis but i'm known as a big dick ironic huh?

xlogger 08-07-2004 10:48 PM

SUCKS TO BE THIS DUDE >>>>>

thread - here
http://www.phun.org/phun/temp/small_dick.jpg

Firehorse 08-08-2004 12:38 PM

Mine is small when I am in ice cold water! :Graucho

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 12:40 PM

mu dick isnt that big - but I have balls the size of grapefruits.

mardigras 08-08-2004 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt Frackas
mu dick isnt that big - .
Your dick isn't as big as the one in the pic above?:eek7

Vitasoy 08-08-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
one of my friends said shaving the jungle around your johnson will make it look much bigger. he said it makes average look humungous, an optical illusion of sorts. i dont know just what I was told.

Theres some logic to that.

Mutt 08-08-2004 01:21 PM

the bad thing about porn these days is that almost all male pornstars today have monster cocks - it wasn't that way 10 years ago - there were lots of guys with average to moderately bigger than average cocks in porn. young chicks today watch alot more porn and all they're seeing from the time they're 12 years old is monster cocks so when they get with a guy and he pulls out his 6 inches of molten steel she's gonna be 'wtf is that?'.

having a big dick ain't always so great - if u talk to a guy with a 9" cock he'll tell you how many girls he's been with where his size was a problem - it would suck to fall in love with a chick but she found sex painful and unpleasant with you. but lucky for them there are tons of girls and it seems the sluttiest ones who want a big fat dick.

Doctor Dre 08-08-2004 01:41 PM

Mine is huge ... :)


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