Finish This Sentence.. I Work In Porn Because..
 

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God told me to.

Cant you see idiot ... you are on everyone's ignore list.
On mine's too.


:321GFY

It pays the bills

I like ketchup and the sound of pickles rubbing against each other.

it's safer than robbing banks.

I make a lot of money taking pictures of naked women, sometimes get to sleep with them, married a girl half my age, don't work very hard and flipping burgers sucks. :1orglaugh

because making money in this industry is easier than falling off a log.

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...it allows me to stay in bed all day. No need to leave the house.

..I'm too fat and stupid to get a real job.

because my monitoring device won't allow me to leave my home without notifying my parole officer

I don't like waking up early.

It makes money . A lot of it

....cuz i got fired from McDonalds for Sexual Harrasment and my therapist suggested i work with porn to release my sexual desires.






























(the real reason; cuz im my own boss :) )