I am having *MAJOR* stomach problems lately (NO PICS!!!)
 

maybe you guys might now whats up

after every meal, or almost, my stomach is fucking up on me, making me puke most of the time...

I don't know why....

I mean I LOVE what I eat, it's amazing

but afterwards I just can't help it, I run to the bathroom
I feel like I have to eat a lemon, or brush my teeth hardcore, after each meal to take out the taste and take the throwing up out of my mind! ya know?

it happened with soup, with italian food, with chinese food, and its been going on for about a month

I never used to have this problem before :(

what do you guys think?

any help is much appreciated, jokes are also welcome but please try to keep this thread in the serious direction cuz I need some solid advice!

eat more fruits

ulcer?

A month!!! Damn, that's serious. I'd go to a doctor ASAP.

uh.......i don't want to scare you and i hope it's nothing serious but symptons like that really do call for a trip to the doctor.

how long has this been going on? do you actually vomit? every time you eat? or just sometimes?

went today

he told me to go buy these capsules that might kill whatever is triggering them

I however am much more realistic, I think there it nothing wrong with me but my brain fucking up... I will sotp eating soup, take those pills, eat more fruits, and hopefully it will go away

heart burn?

warning goto the doc ASAP , :warning :warning :warning

maybe 1/3 tiems

the only time I DON'T vomit is when I totally forget about vomitting...

I don't know how it started, but it seems to be very psychological now...

have u been consuming alot of alcohol lately? That can mess with your stomach and digestive system.

Sounds like you need a change in diet.

almost none... last week I got hammered but besides that nothing, and besides, it started BEFORE last weekend :helpme

but I eat very healthy!

1 thing though, I have HORRIBLE sleeping habbits, that might be why as well


alot of days I go to bed at 5-10am, and I tend to wake up most days at 4-6PM!

dunno, I have been really fucked up lately :helpme

mmm...maybe stress then..I dunno..try what the doc said and if that doesnt work..get some serious tests done. I hope ya feel better soon

the fucker gave me 3 refferals for scans... gotta take time outa my day to do those! :glugglug

ya,but its better to get this fixed now before it gets any worse and you'll have to take alot more time off, ya know?

that is possible that it's a psychosomatic thing. the doctor took blood and did a general exam on you? poked and thumped around your abdomen?

I know it's not your mom's cooking, since she's an amazing cook.:winkwink:
Maybe it's love and you have butterflies in your stomach...:)

sounds alot like an ulser. my friend nick is having them and he has the same symptoms. see a doctor and stay away from spicy and tangy foods.

Orange juice might help your problems.

metrosexual anorexia :(

Maybe gall stones? Or a completely fucked gall bladder?

If you go to the doctor, he can give you a prescription that can dissolve the stones.

You might have acid reflux disease it's a small chance i'm right but have your doctor check for it because it's better to catch it early before it literaly eats your insides...

Try to stay away from food that got a lot of cheeze and shit like that

Take some thumbs

Beptobismol can help

You probably have a stomach ulcer or something .

i notice the same shit i haven't smoked bud for 3 days and almost lost 10 pounds. i can't even eat :(

I think it has to do with your shoes.. NO offence

That's not good, did that for some time, too, but it really fucks up your digestive system, especially if you smoke and drink alot of coffee, too. Maybe it's just a nervous stomach, try regular times for meals, don't skip breakfast, avoid very fat or proteine rich food, don't hurry when eating...A pizza next to the keyboard at 2am is fun, but your stomach doesn't really like it :winkwink:

Go check a doctor, just to be sure it's nothing serious.

It's August and warm so a lot of parasites in the water... Maybe it's cryptosporidium or something.

I seem to be getting salmonella all the time from things cos it's so warm.

HAHA that tapeworm will always fuck u up, put a peice of garlic infront of ur mouth, let the sucker climb out, fry and add pepper, mmm.

Fuck man? You yakking that much you best be gettin to the doctor :)

Maybe if they pumped your stomach, they'd find a liter of semen?:anon

Go now and buy some metamucil fiber and start drinking 3 glasses of this shit a day...it gels everything up and makes life a lot better.

Do you feel too fat?

But seriously, you should have those bugs killed.

That's scary. I have the exact same sleeping pattern as Bdjuf and I smoke and drink alot of coffee. :( I seem to be healthy. I think I better get my act together.

Bdjuf, in any case, I think you should get a new doctor. Doesnt seem right that he'd just send you off like that. Did he atleast do any tests?

do you have any cases of Crohn's disease or colitis in your family ?

Sounds like anorexia developing or something :warning

Sometimes if I'm sick, I can prevent myself from vomiting by just closing my eyes, and thinking of absolutly nothing, or thinking about something that has nothing to do with anything :1orglaugh

I LOVE puking.

Its so awesome.

Also, now that i think about it.... if u wanna kill tons and tons of bacteria in your body, drink organic grapefruit juice water and phyllium husk for a week. it will own the fuk out of anything also remember to tabe 4 tablespoons of benificial bacteria a day which can be found at the health food store.

I used to have a problem like this when I was younger, about 14 or 15. I had a fear of throwing up, and I always seemed to think that I was going to throw up every time I ate. I would go to the bathroom and stand there trying to make the "feeling of puking" go away. It got to the point that I thought if I didn't eat, I couldn't throw up, so I started eating VERY little. It went on for over a year and I lost ALOT of fucking weight. I don't really remember what fixed it, but it just faded away after a while.

As I think about it now.. I just HATED the thought of puking and it would scared the holy shit out of me. But I think that just made me feel sick even more. It was a big problem because everytime I was out to dinner with family or whatever, I'd be going to the bathroom every 10 minutes, scared I was going to get sick.

He Weighs ~135lbs...WET! So he can't just eat less or the wind will take him away!:1orglaugh

sounds like it could be liver related.

duke

You are eating to much grain and not eating enough hay.

Step 1: Stop drinking alcohol altogether.
Step 2: Eat meat, fruits and vegetables -- no processed food.
Step 3: Drink only water, not soda or sugary juice.

I had similar symptoms and it worked for me.

You should eat more salad and meat and less ready made food.....also try some carbon tablets( ask doctor first)

too much cum guzzeling

-Get to bed before midnight and sleep about 9 hours. Having bad sleeping habits is not good for digestion.
-Eat several small meals throughout the day.
-Avoid chinese.
-Avoid spicy food.
-Drink lots of water.

Also workout your abs. Its good for digestion.

thanx alot for all your help guys! :thumbsup