an email spam i got: Kerry Job Application
 

>JOB APPLICATION
>
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth
multimillions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War:
The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military. I deplore the military!
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus cutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.
I (we) own 78 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche."
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture. I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

"I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture. I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems."

:1orglaugh

Ahh, but I think we need to see Bush's Job Application. I think it would go something like this:

-Dubya-

I'm a lazy uneducated dimwit that got handed the world on a silver platter.
People blindly follow me because I say I'm a man guided by faith.
I preach morality yet violate my religion with contradiction and hypocracy every day of the week.
I'm Pro Life - and I wage war on innocent civilians causing tens of thousands of needless deaths.
I've driven the national debt into record astranomical heights.

Vote for me!

Just out of curiousity, do you happen to have a college degree?

No, I spent 3 years in community college and got a C average. I'm not running for president, either. :2 cents:

Oh and save the flames. I can tell you're a W supporter, and if my prediction is correct you really should have your head examined. This is the ADULT biz. And our buddy W is a man of faith, by his own definition. That would include being headstrong against the adult industry, in every aspect.

So until you can think of an argument that would justify us supporting him knowing his agenda, then you can shush it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I know what Biz this is. And so far the administration has not done anything negative to me or my business, and I have yet to find one single adult webmaster who's experienced decline in sales, or any types of problems because of the administration... So in other words, its a baseless, tired, argument and nobody is buying it... I seem to remember months ago, Bush's evil conservative Supreme Court blocking the Child Protection Act... Doesn't that just make things easier for us webmasterS? yes it does.... stop spitting lies you uneducated tool, please, choke on my cock :glugglug


http://www.qmov.com/t/pics/she_is_all_yours/big.jpg

Don't waste your time with that kid above me... this pic is funny

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/cheney-edwards.gif

Feel free to elaborate on my so-called "lies". Show me where this quote doesn't ring of truth:

Do I need to go cut and paste links of all the new rules and regulations being passed by his administration? Led by Ashahahaha no doubt... that's Dubya's boy if you haven't figured that out.

The troll looked hungry. :Graucho