SoulCash
 

People win contests and they always go and thank the company that sent them thier prize, "you guys rock", "you're the best" blah, blah, blah. Well I'm not an asshole like those people. I'm gonna tell it like it is.

WHY SOULCASH!!?? Why did you send me a super bad ass Xbox? Did you think I would enjoy it? Did you think I would be able to excersize any self-control? FUCK NO!!

I went out and bought a few hundred dollars worth of games and haven't been able to pull myself away from it!

THANKS!

Now my work is suffering, my clothes smell, my roaches are dying, and I'll probably loose my house and why?? Because SoulCash sent me a very fun and addictive gaming system.

I thought it was going to be a regular xbox, it's not. This XBOX is like an XBOX on steroids. It's fuckin amazing how fast it is. Now I suck at Halo at warp speed. Fable is quickly becoming a favorite.

Oh hey... SixNine, can you send me a new controller? Mine is already worn down thru the plastic.

I even had to take all my little girls videos like 'little mermaid' and 'cinderalla' and throw them away so I could make room on the shelf for the xbox. Do you know how hard it is to look into your little girls crying eyes and tell her that "daddy needs room for this stupid xbox." She cried all week. She'll get over it eventually I guess.


Wouncie, Justin Slayer, Nevaquit...(y'know, all the big boys in ebony) Since all your deadlines will be missed, please send all your inquires/COMPLAINTS to SixNine [at] SoulCash.com

It also sucks to see how much more pussy I get with this thing. I got girls lined up and around the corner wanting to fuck me for a free game. I'm bangin' these chicks, two at a time for a dime. (Know what I mean?) And that's not love. They just want me for my xbox.

More pussy, falling asleep with a controller in my hand.. and now I got Justin Slayer, and Nevaquit coming over and punching me in the face and taking the controller from me so they can play.

Yeah, thanks alot SoulCash. :(

I agree... SixNine treats people too good!!!

Your just now getting xbox?

dont forget your gonna gain 300 lbs coz all your gonna do is
sit on your ass and stuff your face while u play.

at least your hands will be in shape
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Congrats on the prize.

I've been playing a great new game the past few days. Check it out if you're looking for a new title that kicks ass.

By the same guys that did the original Goldeneye game for N64.

http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/244051.asp

Redshoe, you know I love you man.

This isn't a slam against you at all.

This is an indictment of GFY.

It's SAD when you want to promote a program like Soulcash though, and the BEST way to get high views is having to include an angry face to imply dissatisfaction.

I know you did it to get more promo to your thread and I'll grant you that.

It just annoys me that you HAVE to do it. :2 cents:

BTW SixNine.. If you read this shit. The Sac party is the 23rd, not the 26th.. So if you got that time free hit me up so we can caravan down to the party!!

:1orglaugh Typical SoulCash BULLSHIT !!! They just sent me a fat check and said buy my own XBOX. :thumbsup

Yeah, I'm not much of a gamer. I used to have a playstation, but I think it's in the garage. Not even protected, just sitting out there on the floor.

And so to get this machine was pretty cool. It re-introduced me to some bad ass games. I was hooked instantly. I even named it.

Fuck yeah man I agree. In the GFY world you have to post (PIC) or (VID) in the title to get people to view it. I agree. If you knew me though you'd know that's just me sense of humor. I didn't meant to get more views out of it.

Here is one of my favorite GFY screencaps (it reminds me of your reply)

http://bootybone.com/gfy/classic-gfy.gif

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I don't think SixNine is gonna be reading much tonight. He had corrective eye surgery yesterday afternoon. It went well and all is cool.

:1orglaugh

pretty much sums up GFY anymore.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Must be a screen from the top. Everything that has The Hun in it has a lot more views.